songwriter
country music
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colorado
lyricist
collaborate
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stephen wrench
Lyrics
If the bar room was the board room I’d be the C.E.O.
Nobody tell me what to do and where I could go
The secretary would be real fine wear mini skirts and serve fine wine
We’d all have us a real good time drinking our job away
If the bar room was the board room I’d be the C.E.O
And I’d be sure to pass out lots of ice rum and coke
The only notes won’t be taken they’ll actually be played
Country Music only since I have the last say
Hey Sweetheart - put that in a memo and have it start today
Join us in the Bar-d Room drinking our jobs away
If the bar room was the board room I’d be the C.E.O.
Pass a resolution to drink beer till our back teeth float
A yellow taxi would be the company car
We’d stay late and close down the bar
Maybe we won’t get too far drinking our job away
Sing it with me now !
If the bar room was the board room I be the C.E.O
(Backup vocalists sing repeat verses with Spoken overture as follows)
“Now wait a minute officer we’re trying to finish our meeting.”
“What meeting the meeting about whether we should order another round from the bar”
“What do you mean this isn’t the bar?” “The police station !”
“Look we were just following those pretty cocktail waitresses”
“What do you mean those aren’t cocktail waitresses?”
“ Now wait a minute you you can’t arrest me !”
“Why?” “Cause I’m the C.E.O.!”
“Bubba ! Bubba ! call my lawyer,
“Bubba ! Bubba ! Bubbaaa !”
Copyright 2006