YEAH THRASH!!
Always wanted an excuse to do an undiluted thrasher and Jude Law's 80's challenge provided it!
Should have paid more attention
When those weirdos came to the door
Offering salvation
And the key to Heaven's door
Giving out their pamplets
Which I ripped up on the floor
Regret's overwhelming me now.
I always tried to live
A good and moral life
Following the scriptures
Always trying to do what's right
Now in my final moment
I realise my plight
No-one can redeem me now.
What was I supposed to do?
Each one said that they were true
So I followed what I believed was the one
But it was one of the other gods
All along
The other gods don't care
If you lived your life well
They just take their faithful
And let the rest
Go to Hell
So take out "What God" magazine
Read all the reviews
Think long and hard
About which one to choose
Check out all the ratings
Let them be your guide*
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