Mugged By A Hobo
Andrew-Great, catchy, multi-genred, good clean fun. Ryan-Think of us as the Stones, only less talented, and we are all Keith Richards...on second thought, do
Sweet Escape Sweet Escape
I think it's about going to shows and giving it all you got to get rid of some person demons or what have you. That seems to be something like what we'd write.
Rototiller-New and improved! Rototiller-New and improved!
Andrew-Well, you can't always be nice, squeeky clean kids who just wanna be loved. Ryan-Mean song! Mean song!
Valentine's Day- new and WAY improved Valentine's Day- new and WAY improved
Andrew-Every body loves it, I'm sick of it. Ryan- Oh, I love this song! (sings guitar line) duh duh duh, duh duh duh, dum dum dum dum dum dum, duh duh duh....
Paige's Wreck-new and RIDICULOUSLY IMPROVED! Paige's Wreck-new and RIDICULOUSLY IMPROVED!
Hard drop D guitars and a sustain that rings, A dude who thinks AC/DC is cool, so that's how he sings, After we're done playing this really heavy experimental song, I notice my right ear rings. These are some of my favorite things.
Fred The Dinosaur Fred The Dinosaur
We re-did the bass track (which kicks monster ass now) and the vocals. check it out!
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
Ryan Wells-Our cute lead singer who gets all the girlies to come see us. Our resident narcissist
Alex Gettelfinger-the greatest drummer this side of the Pecos, often times I have to rework my style of playing because I can't match his beats. Thinks he looks just like Ryan.
Diz-aniel Sturdevant- the new/old guy. this is his third stint as our lead guitarist, and he is HERE TO STAY!!! YEAH! provides us with kick-ass riffs and punkrock crediblility. Can you dig it, sucka???
Andrew Preston(THAT'S ME!!!)-Well, I play bass and some guitar, and I do basically everything else a band needs.
*Ryan-Except provide tender loving care! sniff...
*Andrew-SHUT UP!!! YOU LITTLE GIRL!!! THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!!Andrew-Stupid kids thinking they can be rock and roll super stars. That's how all bands start.
Ryan-Well, this dinosaur came to me in a dream...no, wait, he was a pirate...no! a koala...NO! some kind of endangered, koala-like, Pirate dinosaur! yea! and he...uh...he bet me thirty five dollars and ten cents that i couldnt form a good band...and eat three dozen eggs in half an hour...i lost, but we made enough money from our third show to pay him back...i wonder where that crazy pirate-saur is now....
Andrew-I should have never told you how to mess with this page.Have you performed in front of an audience?Andrew Preston-Sex Pistols, Ramones, Iggy and the Stooges, Velvet Underground, Jonathan Richman, Johnny Cash
Ryan-Bob Marley, AC/DC, Ben Harper, Collective Soul, Marvin Gaye, Pink Floyd
Al-Beatles, Weezer, NOFX
Danny-Atreyu, Black Flag, Silverstein, Minor Threat, Bright Eyes, From Autumn to Ashes
So No, you have no idea what to expect next.Andrew-Uh... We use a guitar, a bass, a drum kit, a PA, and some effects pedals. That's about it.
Ryan- OOOh! Oooh! and cookies! ones shaped like aardvarks! yay!!!Andrew-There need to be more songs about dinosaurs. I think we can all agree that every one loves dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are awesome.
Ryan-Real Awesome.