IF you didnt know...im Overseas right now. Im in GREENLAND and I figured since im over here protectin missles from comin toward your fucking homes then you can pay me back by listnin to me rant about it Life Overseas in Greenland (negative): NO Commercial Restaurants (ex. McDonalds, Burger King, KFC) NO Movie Theatres NO Banks..thus meaning NO ATMs Limited Food Items (ex. milk, cheese, Bread, anything that rots or spoils in time) You lose your girl, your friends...your life These cooks at the chow hall..couldn't cook if their lives depended on it You cant understand SHIT that these danish people and greenlandic people say you get the ITCHIEST trigger finger!!!! going to work and tellin the armorer that you SWARE somebody fucks up today because your just DYIN to KILL A MUTHAFUCKA!!! I get in trouble alot... you find your self Drinkin all the time because there is NOTHING else to do off duty because there is NO OFF BASE!!!! Life Overseas in Greenland (positive): The drinking age is 18...so Cheers ....you find yourself Drinkin all the time!! There are lots of funny looking people too look and laugh at i get to load and carry 2 of my faveorite guns with permission to shoot if need be I LIVE ALONE!!!....love it ...yeh thats about ALL thats good about it. Things to Bring with you to a place like this: Laptop to record (dont expect internet) and recording essensials Pictures of the family and friends (lets be honest ...youll miss them when they fucking TURN THEIR BACKS ON YOU...sorry...outburst) Porn...lots..and lots...of porn...THIS PLACE IS FULLA UGLY CHICKS!!! Video Games...cuz their really aint else to do Movies you Wont get sick off...because youll be watching them...ALOT A Debit Card and Checks if you have some...because there are NO ATMs!!! A JACKET..CUZ ITS FREEZING BALLS UP HERE!!! ANY Questions?