redemptiondenied
@redemptiondenied
Hobart, TAS Australia
Joined Dec 12, 2010
Redemption Denied formed in late 2006 when I, Sam, began to grunt while attacking a plank of wood with strings on it with my hands. The fruits of my efforts were quite pleasing. So I removed all my clothes and ran through Hobart grunting whilst attacking the strings, in search of someone with the brilliance to heed my call. A hairy lad by the name of Jarrod was stumbling his way home from a hard nights drinking when he heard my cries of pain and agony. He returned with his own grunting, laughing and plank battering. Such aural beauty and elegance. Yet an agression that could only be captured by naked men yelling in public. From that moment on we knew that our music couldn't be restricted to only our ears. A percussionist of unbelievable skill and musical intellegance was needed. So we set about searching. However no man could fill our stringent requirements. Off to the hospital we went where we would steal ourselves a baby to be hydroponically raised with nothing but a drum kit and machine head, vital remains and cryptopsy cds, and the occasional live cow for feeding entering it's life. And thus Will was grown. After a year of growing it was time. With will safely transported in his cage the three of us would play together for the first time. Something clicked. Something magical. It was then realised that this wonderous cacophany could only be enhanced by the addition of more members to our man-racket. So we added them, and reached our maximum character capacity. Sorry.
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