Michael & Tom
@The Krimson Wifflle
Sioux Falls, SD USA
Joined Oct 10, 2010
The Krimson Wiffle was born next to a living room, in a porn shop, that also served as a grow op somewhere in Nowhere, Vermont. It's first function of course, was his mother's basement, and since his dad had mountains of porn, and a huge grow op, the young KW learned to be a businessman early on. At the the tender age of 13, The Krimson Wiffle had a life changing experience. It was the year he became whatever the fuck he is now. First, he was gang raped by a pack of vicious soccer moms in what was later learned to be the ladies reaction to seeing him touching himself under the bleachers at a game. For The Krimson Wiffle, this was good. Next, his shitbag father was arrested for embezzling millions of dollars from his boss, at the bank he worked, and was sentenced to 45 years in a federal prison. This made KW happy. His father was a dick. A few years later, his mother died. This didn't really matter, and since his grandmother was recently arrested for running the states largest prostitution ring, he was free. Following his dreams of confusion and non conformity, KW packed his shit and went on to do whatever the fuck it is he does. To KW, Success means a full bong, a horny woman, and not a care in the world. Now in 2013 KW is a world not-famous artist. He has won many artist of the year awards, and best originality awards, but only in his head so they don't mean shit. He still is living in Sioux Falls, South Dakota but no longer records.
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