Jim
@jim blund
Huddinge, Stockholms Län Sweden
Joined Apr 4, 2010
Im lazy but trustworthy, big mouthed but intelligent.
Cool but true.No muscle heap but with a good heart.
Hungry but easy fed. If you like to sing i do music!
Go to Youtube and search 'idiotjim' to hear my music.
My Music
MY FRIEND JIM
Apr 7, 2010
* Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet." * Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?" * Customer: "Netscape." * Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?" * Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?" * Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu." * Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!" * Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop." * Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen." * Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu." * Customer: "Right click?" * Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."
The reason the river and sea can be regarded as The rulers of all the valley streams Is because of their being below them. Therefore they can be their rulers. So if you want to be over people You must speak humbly to them. If you want to lead them You must place yourself behind them. Thus the sage is positioned above And the people do not feel oppressed. He is in front and they feel nothing wrong. Therefore they like to push him front and never resent him. Since he does not contend No one can contend with him.