Oly
@OLYFATCATS
Moldova
Joined Nov 11, 2009
Band members:
OLY FUNT: Vocals, baritone uke, lubrication
BINDER PANU: Bass, veggie snacks, bouncer
RICKI SANTINI – Percussion, money laundering, bail
AUSTIN KOWLOON – Keyboards, greasing palms, looks of disdain
The Story of Oly
Oly was raised by a family of beavers after being inadvertently left at a forest campsite in Canada by his Swiss parents who were rushing for a ferry.
By the time they noticed Oly wasn’t in the back of their rented motor home, Oly’s parents were already on the ferry and were too embarrassed to tell anyone.
So they decided to keep their mouths shut and continue their journey across Canada.
It wasn’t until many years later that Oly’s Beaver Parents told him he wasn’t their real son and Oly was so traumatized he threw his retainer in a backpack and started hitch-hiking to the big city.
That’s where he met Ricki Santini, who was scalping tickets to pay her way through law school. Ricki taught Oly how to survive in the big city and was there for him when he discovered there was more than one meaning for the word ‘beaver’.
One rainy autumn night Oly and Ricki decided to try ripping off a cab driver by jumping out of his taxi when they got to their destination. That cab driver was BINDER PANU who had them both by the scruff of the neck with their feet off the ground before they’d made it twenty yards. Binder smacked them together like cymbals a couple times until ... (you'll have to wait to find out how they met Austin)
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