ButterballFTW
@ButterballFTW
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Joined Sep 9, 2008
Born the son of a scientist on a far off planet, I was blasted away mere weeks after my birth and moments before my planet's destruction. I landed on Earth in a town called Portland, where I was found by a young hippy couple. Knowing the streets were no place for a baby they took me in and raised me as their own.
One fateful night when I was but a boy of 8, my parents had taken me to see an action film at the local cineplex. Excited to get home we took a short cut through crime alley. A gunman came out of the shadows demanding money and my adoptive mothers pearls. He then shot my adoptive parents. I'd spent my inherited millions traveling the globe and training my body and mind to defeat the evil that took my adoptive parents lives.
As a teen, I was bitten by a radioactive spider on a field trip to oscorp labs. On my way out I pushed an old lady outta the way of a mack truck and had radioactive waste poured in my eyes, taking my sight but enhancing my other senses. I then joined up with the Canadian military. After having a falling out with my team and several gallons of vodka, I was ambushed, kidnapped, and used in experiments to make human weapons. An Indestructible metal was fused to my bones (especially the one that counts) which allowed me to kill the fuck out of anone who got in my way upon escape.
Now come get you some music.
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bro reken i cud borrow the spartan sampler beat???