Let me tell u 'bout my girlfriend: My girl got every nigga on tha block sweatin'. They all wanna go out & get one just lyk her. She my RYDE-OR-DIE chick & she go wherever I go. And even though she catch me cheatin' sumtymes & find they undergarmentz n my car. Hell, sumtymez she even b down 4 a lil' "manage' trois". Her body stay shiny lyke dat LIP GLOSS, ya dig? She real solid wit' a shape lyk no other. And I ain't gon' even lie... She get real excited & loud when I get just one finger 2 dat spot. She got a lil' stutterin' problem, but i lyk it though. U myte even know her. Her family legacy speakz through the agez simply az BEURETTA. Most people call her NINA, but I call her..... MY BOO!!!!

1) Are you eager to please others? -Yes- -No- 2) Do you care what others think of you? -Yes- -No- 3) Do you make your own rules? -Yes- -No- 4) Do you believe in GOD? -Yes- -No- 5) Are you a snitch? -Yes- -No- 6) Do you follow the G-Code? -Yes- -No- 7) Do you take s**t from anybody? -Yes- -No- 8) Do you live by M.O.B.? -Yes- -No- 9) Are you afraid to die? -Yes- -No- 10) Do you bow down to the opposite sex? -Yes- -No- 1)No, 2)No, 3)Yes, 4)Yes, 5)No, 6)Yes, 7)No, 8)Yes, 9)No, 10)No -If you answered less than 5 of these questions correctly, you ain't a real nigga!- -If you answered less than 9 of these questions correctly, you ain't a real nigga!- -If you answered all of these questions correctly,... YOU STILL AIN'T A REAL NIGGA CUZ A "REAL NIGGA" DON'T NEED A QUIZ 2 TELL DAT "REAL NIGGA" DAT HE A "REAL NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wut iz a woman without a man? Wut iz a beach without sand? Wut iz a club song without a hook? Wut iz a kitchen without a cook? Wut iz a bee without honey? Wut iz a bank without money? Wut iz a singer without a song? Wut iz a right without a wrong? Wut iz a mission without a goal? Wut iz a shoe without a sole Wut iz a conversation without something 2 say? Wut iz a good tyme without a bad day? Wut iz a salesman without something 2 sell? Wut iz a story without something 2 tell? Wut iz a puzzle without a clue? Wut iz a "ME" without a "YOU"? NOTHING!!!

-Most Ppl Don't Know All The Factz -When Differengiating Between Tha "Niggerz" & Tha "Blackz" -Tha Two Are Simply Statez Of Mind -But 2 Tha Truth, Most Ppl Are Blind -It'z Hard 4 Them 2 Understand -Tha Difference Between A "Nigger" & A "Black Man" -A "Black Man" Iz Strong, Humble, But Proud -A "Nigger" Iz Weak, But Just Talkz Very Loud -A "Black Man" Obtainz Knowledge With Glee -A "Nigger" Preferz Living Ignorantly -A "Black Man" Wantz All Hiz Ppl 2 Expand -A "Nigger" Doesn't Help Hiz Fellow Man -A "Black Man" Can Be Calm & Still Be Heard -A "Nigger" Gitz Upset & Usez Foul Wordz -A "Black Man" Treatz Their Sisterz Az They Do One Anutha -A "Nigger" Mistreatz Hiz Sistaz & Bruthaz -A "Black Man" Who Fearz GOD Luvz & Takez Heed -A "Nigger" Continuez With Hiz Worldly Deedz -A "Black Man" Luvz All 2 Stay Out Of Hell -A "Nigger" Hates Hiz Brotherz & "Niggerz" Az Well -Tha Differencez Are Clear So View Them With Vigar -And Neva Call A "Black Man" A "Nigger"!!! And If You're Wondering Which One Am I.................................. I'M A "BLIGGA" NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BABY, BABY, BABY.... There'z really not much 2 say.... I try & try 2 fite it, but I just can't stay away! BABY, BABY, BABY.... I cood go on for dayz.... She'z well equipted with luscious lipz & hipz that she swayz! BABY, BABY, BABY.... I don't have 2 say 2 much.... I'm n a trance from just one glance or even tha slightest touch! BABY, BABY, BABY.... I'll keep it plain & simple.... Her heart iz a fortress & her body iz a temple! BABY, BABY, BABY.... She'z sumthn I've neva seen.... With her Bubblicious Body, She'z my Mz. Candy Queen! BABY, BABY, BABY.... She'z absolutely flawless.... Her spirit iz untamable & her body'z lawless! BABY, BABY, BABY.... Her beauty standz alone.... Neva have I seen tha lykez of this Cranberry Bone! BABY, BABY, BABY.... Proportionz out of control.... Her body'z so luvly, she'd make Satan sell hiz soul! BABY, BABY, BABY.... She iz blessed with grace.... With curvacious curvez & a slinder waist! BABY, BABY, BABY.... She demandz respect.... When she walkz n a room, niggaz break dey neck BABY, BABY, BABY.... Her smyle iz tha best.... Brighter than any other, so I 4git tha rest! BABY, BABY, BABY.... I seek her affection.... She iz tha true model of "PERFECTION"!!!!!! *****BABY........BABY........BABY*****