Julien
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@D.U.G.U.Y.
Montreal, Qc  Canada Joined May 5, 2007
If you cum in your pants while you hear some songs/bruits, don't worry, it happens to my platypuss everytime I play He'ssoOld. So good luck with your pets and pants. Yan sucks my "Mother"'s big, fat, juiciously hairy balls.
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lommognon
Mar 19, 2008
Troublesome children education tips: Tip one; easy moralities for car trips. When the fart lady woke, she said: 'bless thee who cares to come when i blow.' When the semen lady woke, she said: 'bless thee who pins me with rewards.' When the turd lady opened her eyes, she said: 'Won't you cunts shut up, i'm trying to sleep.' So you see, my son, this is why mommy is so unpredictable.
lommognon
Nov 23, 2007
I farted in a bottle, and carried it to the sun god. I tought it would be perceived as a nice gift, a little odorous souvenir from his fellow men. I tought he might even share the wiff, question of thanking me for the hand. He did not do anything of the above. Not a single wozzomboonkan. He just opened the bottle and the gas went into flames. I was roasted but he was all right; he looked at me and said: I don't understand the gasses that are coming out of your ass. I had been enlightened to the third degree.
D.U.G.U.Y.
Jun 12, 2007
Respectez vos frenchkissing poltergeists, f***. Pourquoi? Pis avec combien de laitue, ... faque ben ... ça pue plus que la raie de ta blonde. Grand comme un sourd-muet, sur du charcoal vif, ...y doit avoir une switch, câwlisse!!!
D.U.G.U.Y.
May 20, 2007
Please try not to use your car to listen to these bruits, unless you are too drunk to drive, they may cause your foot to stomp for no apparent reason. Please don't drink and drive, and be nice to each other?!!!
D.U.G.U.Y.
May 20, 2007
Kill the time with a chainsaw rather than a knife, cuz it makes so much more bruits.