Jim
MY FRIEND JIM
Apr 7, 2010
* Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."
* Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"
* Customer: "Netscape."
* Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"
* Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"
* Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."
* Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!"
* Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."
* Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."
* Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."
* Customer: "Right click?"
* Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."
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