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Dish Network incoming prank call Dish Network incoming prank call
Dish Network called me to ask if I wanted some special movie package.
I'm just your average every day moron that gets bored and does stupid shit to amuse myself and possibly a few others.Band/artist history
A decade after exploding onto the web scene with the advent of the "PootyCrew" in Yahoo, Mark Garrison--one of the most recognizable internet chat maniacs of the last decade--premieres his own unscented SoundClick page. Mark Garrison was craftsman of the invigorating 60's chat hoe down and the stripped-down "Hi_Robert_Here", the infamous 500 pound homeless retard chatting on a stolen lap-top in a wireless hot spot, as well as many other characters from his web career to date.
Known for his idiotic and nauseating pervert-next-door persona, accented by his trademark Muslim skull cap (he's not Muslim, he's su-fi), Garrison created a chat room environment that sparked a new generation. Today, with a non-existent best of collection; and writing for CricketSoda.com, the soon to launch IGotNewsForYou.com, and many more, Mark Garrison proves he ain't goin anywhere.Have you performed in front of an audience?I play with myself in bathrooms, closets, etc. I really like it. One time I did it like 15 times in one day.
Your musical influences
Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Mr. Rogers, many more.What equipment do you use?
A double dong doggy bone shaped dildo.Anything else?
I like thick female ass. No, wait, I LOVE thick female ass. And porn, porn is nice too.Contact
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