Maelstrom Metal

Bio of MaelstroM Metal

The history goes:

One day, Kian met up with Desmond, and they, with Rustin and Jeff Haritan, formed what was to be Maelstrom. Maelstrom kicked ass, raping garages all around the worl-...Cupertino. Then, Rustin was kicked out, and replaced by some Indian named Himanshu. Desmond was told to rehearse "Aces High", and "Kill the King." With confusion, he learned "Aces High", only to realize that at practice they started rehearsing "Kill the King."

Then, it happened.

Tension built as the band members exchanged insults. Then, objects and equipment were pummeled at each other. Blood splattered the walls and bodies were thrown, causing senseless destruction. There, the band ended, destroying some part of heavy metal music itself. Was there hope for mankind?

Finally, a ray of hope emerged. A miracle, appeared out of nowhere, only to be known as the greatest Metal God of all time. At a rally, Himanshu spotted a man with an atomic symbol on the back. Surely it couldn't have been the Rust in Peace logo, but it was, and Himanshu then met Nima Persianfro, who would soon be the next God of Metal, and music itself. Himanshu introduced Nima to another Kian, and here they looked to find their next drummer. This nameless band searched for the next band member, and soon found someone by the name of Sameer.

Sameer, doubting his talent, persisted to the fact that he sucked, and therefore, the next day, he was on the next train to Sacramento. Still, this relentless searched continued. Himanshu then one day pantsed Sameen, only getting himself in trouble. The bush that popped out suffocated him, and thus, not enabling him to pull the panties down merely to halfway. This act of stupidity was not going to stop the band. They soon found another person named Jeff, who in fact was an amazing drummer, but lacked the equipment. Because of Jeff's influence in music, Kian decided that the only way this band could in fact succeed was if he took up the drums.

The new band, Kian on drums, Persianfro on Rhythm guitar, Himanshu on lead, but yet, they had no bassist. Kian found a bassist, who had the same Megadeth influence that they had. He went by the name of Yoav, and he was a wee little lad, who was verbally tortured by Himanshu, which may have been one of the reasons why he quit the day next. Actually, he didn't like the song that had been in production at the time, titled "Heir to the Throne." This three man band took the title of Zero Hour, and rehearsed "Heir to the Throne" and the hit Megadeth song, "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due" when one night, at a party, Himanshu committed a senseless act, throwing the band's situation in complete turmoil.

It was a night like no other, a bunch of guys, alone, comparing weiner sizes, and having fun. During this night, Himanshu decided to have a drink or two, then another, and another. And before it he was so wasted, he was picturing Desmond as Adriana Lima. This motherfucker had no clue what the fuck was going on as they stripped him and whipped the pubes off his balls. Himanshu's parents found out, and thus, he was grounded. Was this the end of Zero Hour?

The time had come. Without a lead guitarist, Persianfro and Kian, decided, they would part and go on their own journeys to fame and fortune. But Persianfro had far greater expectations, he knew his destiny. With a long and intense discussion with Desmond, Persianfro and Desmond formed Scimitar. Himanshu, being able to to play on weekends joined. With the later addition of Derek, the greatest heavy metal name in history, Maelstrom, emerged from the dead, and with this, their intentions high, will set the new standard for heavy metal, and take over the world of music.

Shows Performed

1/28/05

Monta Vista Saturday Night Live 3

Fremont High School

Setlist:

Hangar 18

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