lommognon
It's a spot of rust on a pristine sewer cap, an erotic reverberation at a burial, an incompetent man cunt-rolling a country filled with hot air. It's what pisses you off when it goes too fast, but deceives you when it takes it slow. It's a first time lover who sends his sticky cavalry before the combat has started. It's all of this stuck between two teeths of yours until it aches. Its crap from a functionnal mind.Band/artist history
My brain was stolen from me when I was four, by a big yellow bird and his colorful bunch of thugs: they made me alfabeetized and accountable. It took a while to find another way to be as amazed by my orifices as I was before the ABC crap.
Started off in '98. Just when Todd was making paintings on cardboard. Bob & Rufus was born. We were young and innocent, and tired of jerking off. So we started to scream. And then we found out we could modulate it, and even hide it with samples and midis and VSTs and crap, so that it was actually not so vomit inducing. praise the higher forces for goldwave.Have you performed in front of an audience?Oh yeah. Toured so many basements. Shocked the micro-nation a thousand micro-times after burning our braincells in the microwave. One time my soundcard went down just as everybody was feeling the snare rush. Shameful. Had to share a joint, to restore the friendships.
Your musical influences
I like noise. Fake organs and strings like plastified limbs, with a bash of distortion. Bogdan Raczinsky, or Kid Spatula, sometimes find a nest on the tracks. Other times it's just plain "whattefuckwasthat". Astrobotnia on crack.But it's musical. And it evolves. A lot. Almost spastic, if spastic could be slow-motion. DuGuY always says that my drums are too soft, not loud enough. And it's true. But it kind carries you... until it ditches you over a void.
Listen for yourself, you'll see.What equipment do you use?
Equipment?Anything else?
To be fully satisfied with the product, it is recommended that you try one or many of these activities before or while listening:
-Walk, bitch, walk.
-Light up 5 fires in different spot of the city. (It doesn't have to roast a whole block; a simple can fire will do the trick.)
-Orally absorb 5 things that have never gone through your mouth in a random order. DO NOT PUKE.
-Convince 5 people that you are god and achieve not to be convinced yourself.
-Wreck a perfectly working home luxury which belongs to no one but you.
-Put 55 chicken to sleep by hypnose.
-Seduce two people of the opposite sex and get them to rub (deeply rub) themselves in front of you.
-Get a phone-survey-hassler-selling-nagger-fuck-shit guy to have a nervous breakdown on the line.
-Move your room stuff to the kitchen, your kitchen stuff to the garage, your garage stuff to your room, etc... Close the lights, go out for a few drinks and come back to your house 45 hours later with a major headache.
-Kidnap a child, and make him negociate his own liberty. It's good for self-confidence.All comments (1)
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@lommognon
You look like a f*** in' gaywad, you droolfull piece of left over crap from pre-eaten sh** on the neighbors lawn... but you still Kick Mothers!!!!