Hey Check Out My Package

Hey, Check Out My Package! Hey, Check Out My Package!
This whole project stemmed from this song. A silly, immature (indeed, somewhat regretable)project at that, but I still feel like the songs are pretty good, despite the childish lyrical content.

Sneak a Peek at My Neck Sneak a Peek at My Neck

You Better Take a Look ay My Junk You Better Take a Look ay My Junk

Please Pinch My Penis Please Pinch My Penis
Nick pitched this title to me, so I promptly wrote a song under the proposed framework (I believe within a day or two) about one of my favorite words, frotteurism ((rubbing up against people in public places) I think I spelled that correctly...).

We're All Looking at Your Cameltoe We're All Looking at Your Cameltoe

Note My Appendage Note My Appendage
This might be my favorite title from the album, since it stretches the most when it comes to forcing a synonym. Also, this is probably my best guitar solo ever, not to mention, recorded on the first take (nods head arrogantly).


Feast on My Meat Feast on My Meat
There are backup vocals on the chorus that were recorded, but apparently drowned out. I'll hum them if I'm there by you.