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Sneak a Peek at My Neck Sneak a Peek at My Neck

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Please Pinch My Penis Please Pinch My Penis

Nick pitched this title to me, so I promptly wrote a song under the proposed framework (I believe within a day or two) about one of my favorite words, frotteurism ((rubbing up against people in public places) I think I spelled that correctly...).

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Note My Appendage Note My Appendage

This might be my favorite title from the album, since it stretches the most when it comes to forcing a synonym. Also, this is probably my best guitar solo ever, not to mention, recorded on the first take (nods head arrogantly).

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Focus on My Dick Focus on My Dick

I hope someone gets the 'attention' joke...

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Feast on My Meat Feast on My Meat

There are backup vocals on the chorus that were recorded, but apparently drowned out. I'll hum them if I'm there by you.

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