Hamp
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Albin
He's a mix of mr cool and donald trump
Compering us is like, Batman vs Forrest Gump
Ass whopper, whoppi goldberg, but he's not a nigga
He shoots sharp without pullin the trigga
His name is albin, hes awesome man
One day, he like wallked the earth
Searched and scanned, and didn't fint nothing
Until he realized he didnt know what he was searching
Check, check, check, check it out
U bring a black man to albins house, he throw em' out
Hes a mimiature rasicist, but just a bit
He is it really a racist, he just wont admit
Hes got the coolest name on the block
People diss him? He dont give a fuck
His hair style is the nicest one you'd ever see
Albin is your rolemodel, Its him you wannabe
Every1 respects him, coz of his style and name
Every1 likes him, coz of his looks and fame
He call himself the man, of what he is
Saliva from his mouth, tastes better than chris
Check it!
Ass whipe no, ass whopper yes
When you see him, you know he's loaded with sucess
You meet him in a dark alley, there's no escape
But there's no voilence, murder or rape
Just he's cuteness, Just playin EVE
But suddenly he hates that and moves on to Quake 3
He's a mix of mr cool and donald trump
Compering us is like, Batman vs Forrest Gump
Ass whopper, whoppi goldberg, but he's not a nigga
He shoots sharp without pullin the trigga
Thats the story that i have told
So many times, it feels like im old
And when you see him, you know its him
He just shines, the Man, Albin!
Nirre 'N' Friends - Cloud And Clam And Chowder
Skit
Suck my cock suck my ass and suck my nipple
i flip your mind like as a kickflip triple
and then i fuck your ass, back to kans-ass
where you can learn to country dance, ass
then i ship you off like cargo
mark you fragile,and fuck your ass hole
and make you my bitch like skeletor
my dick is bigger than the superbowl
Yo if i Write graffiti then i Write cock
an if a change my name ill be mr Ass Fock
Hello from inside a cloud
My ass i running way too loud
Self defense thats what i call it
Yall say ohh but its just shit
I dont like your alarm clock
with regards / mR ass Fock
Even if u where my mom, id fuck you up
if uwerent my mom, id still fuck u up
i Rip your ass in 2 parts
1 for your mom and one for your farts
wait a minute they both the same
They both stink, and will end up in the drain
And whattup whit your gay ass frill
Even fags think thats gay, ugly fuckin dill
your arrow rhymes with sparrow so you must be a carrot
Then il be bugs bunny and youll be a faggot
hey let me give you just one idea
Do like beatles and let it be
You have an ugly radio it comes from me
Ill start to fry you and a pee
I have a cd from JVC
open your eyes and let me take a pee
Garv
Nirre 'N' Friends - The Serious Diss
Skit
Nirre:
You say my frill is gay And i was cooler before
Come here and put your ugly face in this door
So i can shut you up Bitch you say im gay
Whos wearing that shirt Get something else to say
Let me fuck your mom just to prove you wrong
If I am gay i should be wearing a thong
Youre as tall as my dick is long
Lets throw a dick-contest with me and KING KONG
Hamp:
Why you so stuck up, on Me calling you gay?
You gon' start decoratin', startin with feng-shuei
And now u asked for premission to fuck my mom(?)
your rhymes are empty holes, just to fillup this song
And now ima say it again, dude youre a fag
we know youre gay, so stop to brag
You never sleep over,afraid to be away from home
Or you just wanna go home to jerkoff your bone
Skit
Nirre:
First of all who has an arrow on his wall
Youre diggin holes and youre about to fall
All i gotta say is Whos your best friend?
JACK this song just came to an end
nothing more to say I won Go home
I just slit your throat in the Thunderedrome
And oops i didnt say gay now what you gonna say
Listen youre boring mmmkay
Skit
Hamp:
What about your best friend, the drummer in your band
He's got less personality than the palm of my hand
Your dreamin bout close combats with Mel in the sand
meanwhile you gettin fucked by jackson in neverland
You fart like twenty times a day
And they all in my room, my wallpapers turn grey
And you say there's nothing else to say
I can think of one thing: Dude, Youre gay!
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