Greg Bates
A musician and nerd decided to write high-larious songs about eating babies and D&D suicides.
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Bears Throughout History Bears Throughout History
All mankind's problems of the last 2000 years: the Holocaust, gang warfare, bad movies; all caused by bears. Here's the song the furry bastards don't want you to hear!
Hail the Evil Empire Hail the Evil Empire
The anti-protest song of the Average American. Git' er done!
Came Home Early Came Home Early
A man comes home early to see his sweetie...with an unexpected twist!
Dixieland Dixieland
General Lee is about to surrender, when a surprise friend shows up to save the day. Butt sex may be involved.
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I'm Greg, and i'm a 19 year old college student who writes high-larious songs in his (woefully small) free time. If songs about eating babies or D&D nerds tickle your fancy, than prepare to meet a fancy tickler! ...wait, that came out wrong!Band/artist history
2002 - Greg decides to learn to play guitar.
2003 - Greg gets a crappy Wal-mart guitar and teaches himself to play.
Summer 2003 - 'I Have A Fetus' and several other songs are written.
Fall 2003 - World War III.
2003-2005 - a now irradiated zombie Greg plays music for random friends.
2005 - Greg plays at the Kingdom.Have you performed in front of an audience?Yeah, I play in the Kingdom all the time. I guess the most special moment was playing "I Have A Fetus" for the first time and seeing everyone's eyes light up. It was very uplifting.
Your musical influences
Stephen Lynch, "Weird Al" YankovicWhat equipment do you use?
A Fernandes elec/acoustic and an awful little PC mic.Contact
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