Fuckfest
brutal death metal, slam death, peachy poon, spectacular wet snatch!!!
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Pit Ninja Pole Striper (The Ballad Of Grisly Mike) Pit Ninja Pole Striper (The Ballad Of Grisly Mike)
Grisly Mike is a Boston Mick Wigger who thinks his f***ing shitty vocals are even close to decent.
Come Here And Shit Right In My Ass Come Here And Shit Right In My Ass
This song kinda sucks. I sat down to f*** around with some riffs and ended up putting vocals on it. It's alright. f***ing listen to it anyway.
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AS POLITICALLY CORRECT AS RAPE
The band started in 2001 as a side project when I. Fucta was second vocalist for Goratory. Guitarist and vocalist U. Fucta (from Acephalus and Despoilment) joined I. and the two, along with a 1991 Alesis drum machine, forged on to ejaculate out 11 tracks known as "275,000 Ways To Violate Your Orifices". Each track represents 25,000 methods of doing so. I. Fucta's hot chick plowing habit held up the release of this CD because pussy is way cooler than even slam death. If you disagree you're a corndoor darting douche.Band/artist history
2001-2002
I. Fucta (Lead Vocals, Guitar, Drum Programming)
U. Fucta (Vocals, Guitar)
2004-Present
I. Fucta (Vocals, Guitar, Bass)
E. Fucta (Drums - Graig from Blistered Earth)
O. Fucta (Guest Vocalist from Tortuary)
The Fest is recording a new CD with live drums tentatively entitled "Clip The Flaps, You Fucking Slop". It will be done in late 2004, and the first effort with live drumming.Have you performed in front of an audience?Playing live is for homos. The Fest plays nowhere. I play down your pants, honey. Special moment? The special moment is when you gush, baby.
Your musical influences
Any band with slam riffs. Hot naked women. The Fest enjoys crotch shots from hot women. If it looks like someone stuffed C4 into a goldfish and detonated it, spare us the pictures.What equipment do you use?
ESP Neckthru Custom Shop, Behringer V-Amp 2, Onboard sound --Anything else?
I crap out my ass.Contact
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Greatest band
Greatest band
AAAAAAAAA psicos,,,,,,,,,,
nice guro Music.........
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Hello you Sick f***s if your interested in doing a split or something get ahold of me
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