Freshmaker

Old Town, USA

August 22, 2003

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Band/artist history

I was the first child born orally because of a bungee jumping accident. I also climbed into Mrs. Crabtrees uterus for 6 hours. I gave my first rectum exam at age 12. To myself.

Have you performed in front of an audience?

I rock the uterus.

Your musical influences

I'm often under the influences of many different things.

What equipment do you use?

I use the equiment God gave me. I make beats with my pud. Nothing makes such a sound as my balls slapping against my leg.

Anything else?

I like to deficate.

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still listening to this in 2023 RIP Elias

suck the entirety of my penis

I rock the uterus.

That sheeeit is off ta hook son! I DON't GIVE A f*** ABOUT ANYTHING BUT FOOD!!!!

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Old Town, USA

Acoustic • Acoustic Folk

August 22, 2003

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