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Freshmaker

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Picture for song 'The Jack Off Hour, Volume 1.' by artist 'Freshmaker'

The Jack Off Hour, Volume 1. The Jack Off Hour, Volume 1.

Picture for song 'Handjobs' by artist 'Freshmaker'

Handjobs Handjobs

Picture for song 'fat food' by artist 'Freshmaker'

fat food fat food

Picture for song 'queef' by artist 'Freshmaker'

queef queef

a freestyle about vaginal farts.

Picture for song 'Gaylord' by artist 'Freshmaker'

Gaylord Gaylord

eat a d!ck

Band/artist history

I was the first child born orally because of a bungee jumping accident. I also climbed into Mrs. Crabtrees uterus for 6 hours. I gave my first rectum exam at age 12. To myself.

Have you performed in front of an audience?

I rock the uterus.

Your musical influences

I'm often under the influences of many different things.

What equipment do you use?

I use the equiment God gave me. I make beats with my pud. Nothing makes such a sound as my balls slapping against my leg.

Anything else?

I like to deficate.

Old Town, USA

Acoustic • Acoustic Folk

soundclick.com/freshmaker

ID 78284

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still listening to this in 2023 RIP Elias

suck the entirety of my penis

I rock the uterus.

That sheeeit is off ta hook son! I DON't GIVE A f*** ABOUT ANYTHING BUT FOOD!!!!

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