Frank Fungus
Hi, I'm Frank Fungus, and I'm running for Governor. Dis my da kine theme song!
"I'm introducing a new concept in modern politics. You've heard of the five day and four day work week. This one's better."
Looks aren't everything. Integrity is what counts. Vote for mushroom man. Note: the harmonica solo in this tune courtesy of the talented Larry Kolker aka "Long Island Slim".
"Elect me Governor and I will eliminate traffic jams."
"You'll have so much leisure time after I'm elected, that you'll want to learn how to surf. Nonstop surf of at least 10ft assured through the implementation of controlled earthquakes triggered in Japan and Alaska."
Recorded live in Honolulu on 7/8/04, at the Beach Hall. "The crowd was loud! I think they're all gonna vote for me!"