No More Traffic Jams

Frank Fungus

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"Elect me Governor and I will eliminate traffic jams."

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Frank Fungus

They threw him in the high school biology pond, but he came out rockin' and espousin' a new political philosophy: Frank Fungus!

The Honorable Frank Fungus is a politician--and a competent musician. When not working on public office acquisition, Frank plays music mostly in the lead guitar position.

Song Info

Genre

Rock • Classic Rock

Charts

Peak #361

Peak in subgenre #42

Author

Frank Fungus

Rights

2005

Uploaded

March 15, 2005

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00 minutes

Lyrics

Traffic jams make me angry 
Traffic jams piss me off 
Forty minutes to Waikiki 
From seven miles away 
I didn't buy my Lamborghini 
To have it creep and crawl 
A few feet here, a few feet there 
It makes me want to bawl 

Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up 
Get the lead out, you hams 
When I'm elected Governor 
There'll be no more traffic jams 

Bakin' in the mid-day heat 
Breathin' in the fumes 
Horns are honkin' all around 
Drivin' me insane 
Little old lady smilin' at me 
And flippin' me the bird 
Now she's screamin' things at me 
I can't believe I heard 

Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up 
Get the lead out, you hams 
When I'm elected Governor 
There'll be no more traffic jams

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