Frankenstein's Floor Sweepings
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Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in disaster.
Robert M. PirsigBand/artist history
I first picked up a guitar at the age of 17, which, distressingly, is well over half my life ago. Whilst I've always loved messing around and coming up with ideas, I'm a bit of an impatient sod when it comes to recording them. Thus, every completed tune on here is the result of a painful and soul-destroying struggle - oh, the angst!Have you performed in front of an audience?Due to a lack of co-conspirators, that's not gonna happen any time soon.
Your musical influences
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Pixies, Ramones, Therapy?, The Damned, Muse, Type O Negative, Coptic Rain, Prong, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Skinny Puppy, Cradle of Filth, Jethro TullWhat equipment do you use?
Guitars: Ibanez RG 550, BC Rich Warlock, Harrier Whirlwind
Bass: Washburn XB120
Synths: Alesis QS6, Akai Miniak, Novation KS rack, Yamaha AN1X, Yamaha TX81Z, Kawai K1M & K4R
Effects: Pod XT, Yamaha FX900, Behringer Bass V-Amp Pro
Software: Reaper, baby! Alchemy, Komplete and various freebies too numerous to mention.
Misc: Alesis HR-16, Alesis RA-150 + Monitor One Mk IIs, Yamaha MT120
Hmm. Until I wrote it all out, I never realised I was such an Alesis/Yamaha whore!Anything else?
This page probably wouldn't exist were it not for and , whose output has inspired me to record my own creations and share them with the world. So, now you know who to blame, release the hounds!Slander! I'll see you in court! The paternity tests will come back negative and show the world this beast was not inspired by fretboard man fat secretions from my musical loins!!!...........my phonic offspring are far uglier and maladjusted, posing more of threat to the public and not just cheerleaders in locker rooms!! Ha ha! Mmmmm cheerleaders.......
Post some more wonderful creations soon!All comments (2)
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Excelllennnt!!!! ... Its about time!!! ;o) ...Just please dont release the hounds.... The last hound that got released did a sloppy turd on the settee!!!! ... ewww jessss ... nooooooo!!! ;o) ... doh!!!! Most impressive!! - are we ever going to finish that cover of YMCA you were hounding us to do!!?? ;o) Rob