False Moves
Rock and Roll from beyond the space/time continuum.
9
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Run Rabbit Run Run Rabbit Run
An almost overlooked gem from the Granite Stone. Guitars galore and Brimstone unleashes the fury.
Eyes Eyes
This song is in some way about Eyes. At least it says "eyes" several times in the, uh, chorus.
Geneva Is a Hell on Earth Geneva Is a Hell on Earth
Well isn't it? Well? Well, probably not.
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Whatever this new Rock and Roll craze is, it is nothing if not exciting. And The False Moves may be the greatest proponent of all that is exciting and fresh in the Rock and Roll scene. Are they loud? Holy shit are they loud. Are they intense? They are as intense as a tornado inside a supernova inside a nuclear bomb inside a comet. Are they hot? They are as hot as the surface of Venus. Darin Adrante, Fire, Brimstone, Michael Mesh, and Andy Rocksoff are The False Moves, and they will rock you. The time travelling False Moves have been rocking and rolling for centuries passed and yet to come. Almost all of their known output comes from a granite stone etched with crude yet startlingly precise grooves, which was found in an ancient cave in an undisclosed location in the Bridgewater Triangle region of Massachusetts. When a specially made wire brush (also found in the cave) was applied to the granite stone and the stone rotated at 57 1/8 RPM (a number found etched on the walls of the cave) the songs of the False Moves were heard for the first time. Now these literally timeless (or from beyond time) Granite Stone recordings have been digitally remastered for your enjoyment. And somewhere the False Moves are rocking and laying down more incredible sounds, maybe on another Granite Stone, or perhaps in an as yet undiscovered gelatnous yet gassous substance in a futuristic world.Band/artist history
As previously stated, The False Moves are beyond history itself. Most of the the only known False Moves tracks are centuries old and were recorded in grooves on a granite stone. They were recently digitally remastered by running a wire brush over the grooves to reveal a startling array of songs and styles. As the true pre-cursors to punk, soul, psychedelia, rock and roll, and whatever else, the False Moves are in a league of their own. A picture was recently taken of the beginning of the universe. The False Moves are in that picture, although they are ridiculously hard to see.Have you performed in front of an audience?The False Moves have been around for centuries and have played on many continents, including Antarctica and Pangaea, when the earth was very young. Currently they live and perform in what is known as the Bridgewater Triangle region of Massachusetts.
Your musical influences
See above.What equipment do you use?
The False Moves use guitars, drums and really loud amplifiers. These instruments stand up best to the rigors of time travel.Contact
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