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Hypochondriac Hypochondriac
Keane-esque style song about the many misadventures of a Hypochondriac .
Sex Change Sex Change
A parody of Take That's 'Patience' about... well.. a sex change operation
Nightdriving Nightdriving
A song about the feeling you get when you're just on autopilot.
Good Food Gone Bad Good Food Gone Bad
A spoof of Rihanna's horrible Umbrella song, reworded to sing about something more appropriate.
Now That's What I Call Cockney Now That's What I Call Cockney
A cockney medley of My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, Pink, Akon, Avril Lavigne, Mika, Razorlight, Kate Nash and Beyonce
Myspace Whore Myspace Whore
An ode to all vain Myspace Whores who take pictures of themselves in the mirror and just generally pose 24/7.
Falling in Like Falling in Like
This song is about the strong love between two friends. I call this process 'falling in like'. Because I'm a soppy bastard.
Far From Beautiful Far From Beautiful
You know.. I performed this song three years ago. James Blunt approached me, asking if he could have it. I said no. He then stole the music for the song. I caught up with him and kicked him in the nadgers. Now he's got a high voice and made millions
Dark Shadow Dark Shadow
Song about a dark shadow that's stalked me and haunted me most of my life. Enjoy.
Now It's Over Now It's Over
A Westlife-style Cheesy Ballad about a man's devotion to his girlfriend.
Nothing Nothing
Full title: 'The Title of this Song Has Nothing To Do With the Song Itself'. It's about people who take drugs. Yay!
My Cockney Romance My Cockney Romance
Apparently, Emo fashion was around in Wartime London. WHO KNEW?!
