Exactly Midnight
My Cockney Romance My Cockney Romance
Apparently, Emo fashion was around in Wartime London. WHO KNEW?!
10/30/2007 Acoustic Piano
Now It's Over Now It's Over
A Westlife-style Cheesy Ballad about a man's devotion to his girlfriend.
10/30/2007 Acoustic Piano
Hypochondriac Hypochondriac
Keane-esque style song about the many misadventures of a Hypochondriac .
11/1/2007 Comedy
No Sympathy No Sympathy
A song about the first few months after a relationship ends.
10/30/2007 Acoustic Piano
Nightdriving Nightdriving
A song about the feeling you get when you're just on autopilot.
10/30/2007 Acoustic Piano
Now That's What I Call Cockney Now That's What I Call Cockney
A cockney medley of My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, Pink, Akon, Avril Lavigne, Mika, Razorlight, Kate Nash and Beyonce
11/2/2007 Comedy
Good Food Gone Bad Good Food Gone Bad
A spoof of Rihanna's horrible Umbrella song, reworded to sing about something more appropriate.
10/30/2007 Comedy
Sex Change Sex Change
A parody of Take That's 'Patience' about... well.. a sex change operation
10/30/2007 Comedy
Nothing Nothing
Full title: 'The Title of this Song Has Nothing To Do With the Song Itself'. It's about people who take drugs. Yay!
8/22/2006 Acoustic Piano
Dark Shadow Dark Shadow
Song about a dark shadow that's stalked me and haunted me most of my life. Enjoy.
8/22/2006 Acoustic Piano
Far From Beautiful Far From Beautiful
You know.. I performed this song three years ago. James Blunt approached me, asking if he could have it. I said no. He then stole the music for the song. I caught up with him and kicked him in the nadgers. Now he's got a high voice and made millions
8/22/2006 Comedy
Falling in Like Falling in Like
This song is about the strong love between two friends. I call this process 'falling in like'. Because I'm a soppy bastard.
8/22/2006 Acoustic Piano
Myspace Whore Myspace Whore
An ode to all vain Myspace Whores who take pictures of themselves in the mirror and just generally pose 24/7.
8/22/2006 Comedy