Enturbulator 009
Enturbulator 009
Subversive Subgenii who use humor and music to mock $cientology. Praise BOB, Hail Eris!, and screw L Ron!!!
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Make Money, Make More Money
Make Money, Make More Money
The true motto of the cult of $cientology.
"Make Money, Make More Money" by Enturbulator 009 is a Comedy production available on SoundClick. The song establishes its own world and invites the listener to settle in. A comedy track built for repeat listens — it reveals more with each play. It has peaked at #3 in Podcasts and #2 in Comedy on the SoundClick charts. SoundClick gives artists like Enturbulator 009 a platform to share original Comedy music with listeners around the world. This song is available as free download.
Entheta
Entheta
Entheta is anything that tells the hard, cruel truth about $cientology.
"Entheta" by Enturbulator 009 is a Rock production available on SoundClick. It provides textures that deepen the overall emotional resonance. A rock track built for repeat listens — it reveals more with each play. It has reached the top 10 on the SoundClick Rock General chart, peaking at #9. Stream "Entheta" and explore more from Enturbulator 009 on SoundClick. Download this song for free on SoundClick.
8 Million
8 Million
The cult of $cientology claims it has 8 million members. Total bullshit! The truth is that there are probably less than 200,000 clams.
"8 Million" by Enturbulator 009 is a Comedy production available on SoundClick. Every element serves the song, creating a cohesive listening experience from start to finish. A comedy track built for repeat listens — it reveals more with each play. It has peaked at #13 in Podcasts and #5 in Comedy on the SoundClick charts. SoundClick gives artists like Enturbulator 009 a platform to share original Comedy music with listeners around the world. Free MP3 download available for this track on SoundClick.
Commodore Rimjob
Commodore Rimjob
The events described in this song were witnessed while in astral form. There is no claim that these events have happened on the Earth plane.
SoundClick artist Enturbulator 009 presents "Commodore Rimjob", an outstanding release in the Battles/Disses genre. Every element serves the song, creating a cohesive listening experience from start to finish. Every element feels intentional, resulting in a cohesive battles/disses track that resonates. "Commodore Rimjob" has peaked at number 5 on the SoundClick Battles/Disses chart. Enturbulator 009 continues to build a Battles/Disses catalog on SoundClick, one of the longest-running platforms for independent artists. You can download this track free of charge.
Ron Got Penetrated
Ron Got Penetrated
Ron Hubbard was sodomized by a man named Jack Parsons during a black magic ritual called the Babylon Working.
Independent artist Enturbulator 009 drops "Ron Got Penetrated", a Comedy track on SoundClick. There is an authenticity to the performance that draws the listener in. The kind of comedy cut that earns its place in a playlist and stays there. "Ron Got Penetrated" has reached the top 10 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart. Find more from Enturbulator 009 on SoundClick, a platform built for independent music discovery. You can download this track free of charge.
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Enturbulator 009 is the outlandish comedy band that dares mock $cientology. Banned from Mp3.com, Banned from Indielaunch.com, will Soundclick.com be able to withstand the pressure that comes from this controversial band? How long until the complaints come in from "concerned citizens" who are "not $cientologists" demanding the cessation of a band's freedom of speech for the good of all? The countdown begins...
Band/artist history
Banned history
Nov. 2000 - El Queso Allstars start posting irreverant songs after outrage at $cientology leaders' attempts to censor the internet.
Dec. 2001 - Enturbulator 009 breaks off from the Allstars as an all anti-$cientology project.
Feb., Mar. 2002 - $cientology hires private investigation firm ABI to research Enturbulator 009.
Mar. 2002 - Banned from MP3.com for controversial topics and language as well as numerous complaints from people who were "not $cientologists".
Oct. 2002 - FBI contacts Queso about fake death threats made against $cientologists forged in Queso's name. The FBI states that the IP address of the forgeries came from near Tampa, Fl.
Oct. 2002 - Banned from Indielaunch for complaints from people who were "not $cientologists".
Oct. 2002 - Indielaunch reinstates E009 page after getting angry letters protesting the ban.
Jan. 2003 - "$cientology Sucks!" is released on CD and distributed free on the net.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Our live shows are all secret, as we fear assasination. Of course, we're joking, of course...
Your musical influences
We like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Secret Cheifs, Zappa, Mr Bungle, Bis, Superfurry Animals, Negativeland, Adam Freeland, Del, Aceyalone, Chemical Brothers, Roland Kirk, Mahavishnu Orchestra, King Crimson, Melt Bananna, all Doktor Bands, Bill Laswell, Cornelius, Naked City, Automator, and too much more to remember.
What equipment do you use?
Electric guitars (6 and 12 string), Turntables, Samplers, Bass, Midiman Keyboards, Roland MC 303, Reason 2.0, Fruityloops, Acidloops, Slack!
Anything else?
Our new CD "$cientology $uck$" is all here for free download.
Contact
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Comments (24)
Hi just dropped by to check out why I posted a link to you on my home page, 8 million, Liked the female vocalist, had not heard that one before.
I'm keen to see messages on comments re-energised as I have had no coments for a long while - years even.
Drop by if you hav a moment and check out some of our songs -subjects in a similar scentiment
I play this song for people who don't know about the cult and they think it's awesome. I tell them about the clams and they think it's epic.
Also, I finally got an Avagram this summer! Well, a Wallygram, but still. =D
Ever notice how they stopped calling him L.Ron Hubbard a few years ago....hmmmmm
Stumbled across your work on the Anonymous protest website, http://enturbulation.org/
Really, really great work! I especially loved "No OTs!" Thank you so much for making this album available for free over the Internet, and If I were you, I would anticipate hearing it on YouTube videos as the soundtrack for the next set of worldwide protests on March 15th!
http://xenu.net/
http://whyaretheydead.net/
I see from the comments and your history that you've been in this struggle a lot longer than many of us have, since at least 2000. People like you helped to break the fortress of litigation and intimidation that the Religious Technology Center has erected to conceal Scientology's human rights abuses. Thank you so much for doing this.
With regards,
- Anonymous
Just joined soundclick. Love the music. You say you are a fan of Adam Freeland? You certainly have some awesome beats. Quick question though, I am new to this site; how do I download this album
Peace and thanks to everybody for not being a drone and giving up the right to free speech.
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