Emerett and Nikolai
Punk/Ska Fiends of Justice and incomprehensible cream-filled sandwiches.
Discover this Alternative Hip Hop track.
"Landshark: The Journey v1.5" by Emerett and Nikolai is an Alternative Hip Hop production available on SoundClick. Every element serves the song, creating a cohesive listening experience from start to finish. An alternative hip hop track built for repeat listens — it reveals more with each play. Stream "Landshark: The Journey v1.5" and explore more from Emerett and Nikolai on SoundClick.
What? Free sausage? And it tastes like lemon? I warned you clowns...I warned you...
Independent artist Emerett and Nikolai drops "Dk of the Heartbroken", an Alternative track on SoundClick. Every element serves the song, creating a cohesive listening experience from start to finish. This track does what good alternative does best — it connects. Find more from Emerett and Nikolai on SoundClick, a platform built for independent music discovery.
A trip to the daisy field
"DCF (Double Chin Fantasies)" is a Ska track by Emerett and Nikolai on SoundClick. The song establishes its own world and invites the listener to settle in. For fans of ska, this one is worth the listen. It has reached the top 10 on the SoundClick Ska chart, peaking at #6. "DCF (Double Chin Fantasies)" is part of the Emerett and Nikolai catalog on SoundClick, where independent artists connect with a global audience.
A Punk track by Emerett and Nikolai.
Independent artist Emerett and Nikolai drops "My Asian Sweetheart Part 2 (Scotland)", a Punk track on SoundClick. The track carries an emotional weight that lingers well after it ends. This track holds its own in the punk landscape — a confident, well-executed piece. "My Asian Sweetheart Part 2 (Scotland)" has peaked at #20 in the Punk category on SoundClick. Discover "My Asian Sweetheart Part 2 (Scotland)" and the rest of the Emerett and Nikolai discography on SoundClick.
To think is to listen and to listen is to swim.
Independent artist Emerett and Nikolai drops "Attack of the Skelingtons", an Alternative Metal track on SoundClick. The production choices feel intentional, giving the track a distinct character. This track does what good alternative metal does best — it connects. "Attack of the Skelingtons" has peaked at #22 in the Alternative Metal category on SoundClick. Discover "Attack of the Skelingtons" and the rest of the Emerett and Nikolai discography on SoundClick.
We are Emerett and Nikolai. Our real names? No. Hardly. Keep your penguin groping soul away from our fresh scented garbage by listening to our entire collection of law abiding tunage. That's right. Tunage. You heard me. Tunage. You dig? Keep coming back for some more smooth melodies...Tunage.
Ever since the 1960s, Emerett and Nikolai have plagued the nation with melodies that make you rock while crying.
We jumped on the train that is now known as the greyhound bus line, and mailed ourselves to each other in a spiritual bond that erupted in spontaneous wild tunage. That's right. Tunage. Don't suppress those feelings my Asian sweetheart...
Once, in part of a church, and yes, it was pretty special. You know the feeling...right? Nice.
Well we like Donkey Kong, Beethoven, the beets kick serious ooftang, and lest we forget Anal Pudding. You guys are the greatest band ever...That's right. Tunage.
Fruity Loops, that's right, the drums aren't real.
Fender Toronado
Morley wah pedals
Estrogen
Monster Cables
Shure Microphone
Take E and N's advice: life is as fun as you make it, so make it fun moron.