Dr UBEHC
We're a clone band. No we don't sound like anyone on earth, we're actual clones. We're from an other world, so our influences don't mean much to you on earth.
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Gangsters And Congress Gangsters And Congress
We decided to do a song about how congress, religeon, and people who attack the forests should be illegal and exterminated.
Self Granted Passage Self Granted Passage
An experimental death metal song. Kinda going for a cross between deicide and ghengis tron.
Don't Represent God Like A Dumbasss Don't Represent God Like A Dumbasss
Our Reply to violent fundamentalism from all religeons.
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Greetings, We're Dr. U.B.E.H.C.
and we're here to show you what cloning can do for a musician's career! We're from Sattourna, I believe you humans of earth can relate to us, we're flesh and blood like you, have humanoid bodies like you, but we're psychic, can play any instrument on earth, the instruments of our world is way more complicated than yours, you humans have figured out how to make instruments that sound similar to our instruments, so we're hoping you'll hear our message.
Beware, We're using high tech technology to brainwash you into loving punk rock, because it's what we on Sattourna use to heal our spirits. Our master Lord Rakkan has died, and now we're honoring his greatness by tributing his music through our music. Since you humans never seen the music we do, We're opening some doorways for you to find Sattourna, it's a planet on your solar system that has livable environs, air, water, plantlife, but we've eliminated all animals on our planet, so things like hunting doesn't happen on our planet, and since we're near extinction ourselves, we're slowly integrating our life energy to earth.
Our planet isn't easily seen from your telescopes, it's outside Saturn, you'd call us a moon, but we're just as lively as you humans, if not more because we see the value of natural resources. You humans are making the same mistake we did, and just like we were, you don't listen to any of your own kind when thousands even millions beg your government to stop the destruction. So hopefully our story will enlighten you humans into thinking the correct way about the resources you have, and back off the oil and coal. use what you have lots of...water. Keep your animals alive. Don't let your own race overpopulate the planet, and keep a strong resource of diversity in your grains, plantlifes, and animal life...that is if you don't want to end up with no water, no ores, no fossil fuels, no animals but humanoids, and only about 6 different plants to survive off of, which competes for the last bits of water left on the planet. You have lots of water, clean it up! You have lots of animals, don't kill them all! you have lots of plants, keep doing what you're doing with the bringing extinct plants back to life. We would involve ourselves with you more if you weren't so much more destructive and consumeristic than we are. You'd deplete our resources in 2 days with your greedy ways, earth, but we've survived with what little we have, barely have any air on our planet anymore.
Our ancient soldaris, you call them businessmen,
they're the ones who bought the rights to use the trees, and then they destroyed almost all of them. There's only about 800 square miles of livable land now due to the soldaris' desire for what you would call "A Quick Buck".
Hopefully you'll see what we mean before you lose all your air, water, animals, and trees.Band/artist history
Dr.U.B.E.H.C. is a mad scientist, he's cloned himself 14 times, and only 4 of them survived.
One is retarded, and the rest are like UBEHC himself. Fully Adopting all UBEHC's talents and abilities, memories and disabilities. We have an extreme allergic reaction to wheat gluten, but the retarded one, UBEHC 3.1 has no allergies at all, but at the same time wouldn't let us go to earth without him being our lead singer.Have you performed in front of an audience?We play live sometimes, but cloning is illegal in your world, so we're keeping ourselves low profile, not too eager to reveal our cloning secrets, it'd start a war on your world we wouldn't like to see happen. I believe you did a movie about the Clone Wars. Not really the way it happened in reality, but pretty close. But then again, so is gwar.
Your musical influences
Les Claypool and primus, he's from our world too!
Oh yeah, We like Nassir Shamma, Danzig, Acid Mothers Temple, Lords Of Acid, Acid Monkey, Damage Twins, Cancer Fags, Ruins, US Maple, Dawgy, Sub-Sic,Noggin, Nequaquam Vaccuum (also from our planet), Ravi Shankar, Chinese Stars, Arabs On Radar, Melt Banana, Poltershites, Hossain Alizadeh, Camil And Borut, Shakti, Magma, Smegma, Green Sleeves Is Dead, No FX, STP, AMT, RBS, CCR, Societas Insomnia (We like them now, they hired a robot to keep the sodaris in line. That robot kicks ass!)Beranu and Samil at the 7 11 across the street from our home, Pinky and The Brain, I remember when mice just used to squeek, Various serial killers from the early 1820s, political activists, the thc foundation, norml, mama's medical marijuana clinic, outside inn, lost children foundation, make a wish foundation, and the saturday market's own Pug the one man band. He inspires as well as irritates people.
Known to play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" for 5 hours a sitting. Be prepared to be in a lion king mood when you're around him...oh yeah, speaking of influences, there's all these crazy humans who like to live outside that play music too.
We all agree that the humans that are called hippies, or homeless people, they carry guitars or drums, we like them best, because they can speak our language with guitars, they don't just tune to EADGBE and call it music theory, what about CGCGBE? or DADGAD? or BEADCE? or AAAAAA?
And they think that DADGBE is cheating, well BAGGAC, and CEADAB and BEADAB to you!What equipment do you use?
Grakka Milsup, Yamaha electric guitar model # EG 112C, Ernie Ball 5 String Bass model #EB 420,
a drumset some white trash guy gave us for the cause, a digitech RP50 model guitar effects proccessor that we all fight over using, Gergen Digital multitap delay, Vorcamelikadipadinaminamaka, Jessica Alba's cloned corpse stuffed and mounted with an electric guitar pickups and sitar strings, a home made sitar which we use sonic valves to electrify, a Rover mandolin Model # RV990, An altered beringer Ultraacoustic mounted with a seism dephorgoration filter made with a series of carpet cleaner tools and scrap metals from our ship, Folra Kamanche with a unix operating system, we're trying to find a linux cd that works with it, but so far only unix is working on it, A danzig poster we rolled up and smoked a blunt out of which now we use as a drum stand, A piece of a bucket that was thrown into a fireplace that stands the crash up on the drumset, A dead cat with strings, a dead bird that was converted to an occarina,don't ask where our mouths go, no one plays it anymore, a tractor tire, some sodium benzoate, a little quartz for chingy sounds, chains for our slaves when we actually find where they're hiding, a yamaha Singer baritone saxophone, a vito tenor saxophone, a dotar we altered to become a sitar dotar, a saz we got from a noodle stand somewhere near pioneer square, A stuffed junky corpse we'd decided to use as a mannequin for percussions, and of course our blowup sex doll with sepia color filtered skin so it glows with a reddish color while we play on it, and we have a large variety of rubber balloons for our concerts.On occasion we bring varieties of christmas ornaments and children's toys as well as home made instruments, we have been really trying hard to mimick the sounds of the instruments we have back at home, because we don't bury our dead, we use them. You may think it's immoral for us to use our grandmother's skull for the belly of a guitar, but she'd not want her body matter being wasted in this universe, she'd want parts of her to live forever, and when she's turned into drinking glasses, forks and spoons, and musical instruments, she lives on and continues to have a use! We think it's retarded to burn perfectly good meat and bone, which we see the yellow humans on the other side of the world see what we mean, we'd seen phemer bone horns from out there,really cool, too bad they only do that for the monks of tibet, but that's something I'm sure our whole world would appreciate greatly, think of what your dead teenage brother's bones would do for the coolness of your household? I suppose you earthling humans have no idea what it means to have population density to the point that to bury humans would be retarded because it'd just poison everyone in that neighborhood. We cook our dead and feed it to the plants, and use the bones and skins for clothes and tools. Very much like what earth humans did early on, but they never realized they could do that all the time, no, they had to make plastic and dig hundreds of miles beneath the earth to get oil, coal, and metals, don't you know that metals shouldn't be used for stupid things like forks, starbucks cans, and license plates? think of how much metal has been buried amongst garbage simply because you're stupid!
We use christmas tins, old calendars, license plates, fallen stop signs (we didn't do it, we found it in a pond in china. The plane attendant and us had one heck of a discussion as to how we found a stop sign in english out there. Apparently they caught some american terrorists, and they left some contraband from thier country laying in the pond outside Hunan.) and other things relative to wasted materials. We recycle in an effective environmentally friendly manner.
And we hurt no animals in the process, well, maybe the cat when she tries to run away with the strings in her mouth, but we'd rather smack her on the head than let her eat a sitar string and end up sliced up like a ribbon from the inside.
We'd made the mistake of trying to pull a sitar string from a cat once, it didn't survive. We protect our cats by not having sitar strings laying around...much. Can't help it if you have sitars to not have sitar strings laying around, but we lock them up in the sitar cases.
And we just bought a brand new pickup mic from k&k sound, awesome twin head contact pickup, best damn contact mic we ever used.
Worth the $60 we paid for it.Anything else?
Did I mention you humans are consuming far faster than your world is reproducing? Too bad you don't kill as many humans as you do cows.But cows are the least of our concerns, it's the more endangered animals that are what we worry about.
On planet Sattorna, our world's government pretty much was bought out by rich people, we had a money system, which apparently destroys human truth to morality, our government once stood to protect all the animals of the world, but then the rich soldaris bought the government, we'd spent nearly 6 millenia becoming this united world peace, and the soldaris immediately made it legal for two things to happen, regular and less than regular people could own guns, and they made it legal to kill animals anywhere they see them.
So after 10 years, our world completely annihilated 4 species of sea creatures that helped our ecosystem. Completely extinct.
then the next 5 years with the new weapons developed, 200 different species of sea creatures, 82 land creatures and all the flying creatures completely exterminated. The government decided to limit people to being allowed to kill only one of every species, but they failed to realize that there were more humans than any given species, they're still effectively erradicating the whole planet's life force. Now we have plants growing wild and out of control, mutated, we have spores that make men pregnant, the births often sacarian, but if there's no sacarian, then the birth occurs in the urethra...ow. You should be gratefull that the most hazardous plants on your planet are only hazardous when you eat them. We have plants that melt houses. The land is so moist and wet and dark, it's like one giant swamp. That's what happens when you kill all your animals, the plants kill the rest of the world's animals. If you don't let the field animals live, they're not going to be there to eat the bugs and plants that'd spread out to your house and crush your roofs, if you don't let the birds live, they won't carry pieces of land and other things to places on the planet that needs it, birds were well known to help with putting out fires on our world. We had a species of raven that were about 19 feet tall in thier mature age, they live to be about 50 of your western calendar years, time is measured differently on sattorna because we're further away from the sun in your galaxy. We actually mostly survive off of saturn's energy.
Our plants grow entirely from the light of the planet. In case you didn't realize, Saturn isn't a planet, it's a dead sun. Pluto is just a rock.
you guys need to find that the galaxy looks nothing like the pictures you send to your children. It's a bit more complicated than that little nike swoosh you have of a galaxy, looks like a rendition of someone's coffee cup snapshot photo as the creamer goes in...mmm! creamer! yummy! non dairy creamer, I wonder what it's made of...probably dried coconut milk or something. I like coconuts. I like Bing Crosby.
I have a total of 6 clones now, I just name them numerically. I am officially one, 2 is my guitar player, 3 is my bass player, 4 is my drummer, 5 is actually my biggest failure as a clone artist, but my happiest mistake I ever made, the clone turned into a female, and she plays beritone saxophone, and of course...6... we fucked up bad with him. He's got a warped head, looks like something out of Beldar's world...saturday night live, yeah, we stole that from your sattelites too ages ago.But yeah, 6 has definitely got some moves, but he's a bit freaky looking. Only He knows how large his genitals are, none of the other clones even wanna know what's down there, lucky for us, this one was made with our brand new cloning machine...Too bad we screwed up our incinerator, not too much room for errors in our house.
It's funny, you can get internet free on sattorna, but you can't find a decent place to sit anywhere, because every time to stand up, moss grows on your seat. Spores get into our lungs and some make us immune to other spores, some poison and kill us. We think it's funny that you haven't found our fucking planet yet. We'd seen all the pictures of Saturn you took, we laugh as you never seem to point out our planet in the rings, I guess because our planet moves between the rings, it baffles the scientists, so they think it's just like one of the other "moons" boogers or something. Kinda looks like a booger if you look at it close enough.
Well, I should be speaking in a past tense, because now our world looks like a rock with black rust, our world's soldari government declared war on the perfo plants, the perfo plants were plants that destroyed houses and tall buildings with the immense weight, so they decided to carpet the world in flames...so most of humanity was destroyed on that planet.
The Soldaris escaped while the poor burned.
the few survivors, like us, had to survive off of debris and skorched earth. Now most of the plants are dead, the planet's running out of
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dr ublech is dark and dirty on self granted passage. devil, move over and make room the good doctor.
--stockwrock
Have a great 4th!
Hey thanks for the kind comments. I guess "God Are You Out There?" ended up being less Industrial than I had in mind. I actually did all the tracks myself. I was trying to go for an electronic sound with some heavy guitar riffs and that's what I ended up with.
hey keep doing youe thing and thanks for coming by.
Very creative stuff you have here. What I heard I like. keep up the ood work.
Thanks very much my friend!!
Love your stuff here!~ Yours is a vertically integrated artform which combines science "non-fiction" with great music and creative feeling projected into the music congruent with the story background. Very original and provides the ultimate entertainment - multi-dimensional style, providing depth of enjoyment! Really appreciate your background and perspective. With many BlessinGs from PDX,
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