Crotchless Leather Wheelchair
For people who love traditional, structured, sane music - this is torment. For freaks that love insanity and laughter - this might just be what you need to fil
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Secret Midget (Full version) Secret Midget (Full version)
The theme from an imaginary children's cartoon.
HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix) HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix)
A promo we did for the Hour of Slack.
Secret Midget Secret Midget
The theme the the little known, but incredibly brutal and misogynistic 70's kid's cartoon "Secret Midget".
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Joint Trench Clench maintains this Doktor band dedicated to absurdity, chaos, and slack.
If you like the songs, drop us a line on the message board.
If you love our "BOB", spark that frop pipe and rock like the true mutant you are!
Join the Church of the Subgenius - send thirty bucks to PO BOX 204206 - Austin, TX 78720-4206 - Praise Bob!Band/artist history
We sprang fully-formed from a stone egg and promptly erased our names from the book of the gods. We ate the magic peaches, and are now immortal. Worlds above and worlds below - there's no one in the world like us.
We reject the binding band you would put on our head, and we smite you with the Monkey's staff.Have you performed in front of an audience?We play live constantly in many nearby alternate realities.
Your musical influences
Zappa, DVDA, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Mr. Bungle, Cornelius, King Crimson, Bis, Secret Chiefs 3, Chemical Brothers, Deltron, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Melt Banana, Superfurry Animals, All Doktor bands and anyone who fascinates us. Of course, we sound nothing like any of our influences, so no guarentees.What equipment do you use?
Queso -
Sonar 6 and a bunch of VSTIs and plugins.
Hardware - Line 6 (Toneport UX2 with expansion packs, Variax 300, Variax Workbench) Behringer (V-amp Pro, Bass V-amp, mixer, compressor, Tube Ultrafex), M-Audio (FW 1814 firewire interface, DX4 monitors, and Radium 61 keyboard), Akai (MPD16), Korg (Kaoss Pad 2), Digitech (Vocalist VR), Alesis (Quadraverb GT), Electrix (Warpfactory vocoder), Frontier Tranzport wireless DAW controller.
Instruments - Line 6 (Variax 300), Fender (Strat, Tele, acoustic, and Jazz Bass), Ibanez (Destroyer II), and Danelectro (12 string electric) guitars. Octava, AKG, Audix, and Shure mics with a Bellari preamp.
Touchmonkey Zer0 -
Alesis (Ineko fx, Airsynth), Behringer ( V-amp, VMX 300 mixer), Boss (SP202), Denon (DN-S3500 CD turntable), Gemini (turntable), M-Audio (Oxygen 8 keyboard), PVDJ (Loop Grabber), Roland (MC-303 groovebox)
Misc. stuff - E-bow, slides, Mixman DM2, Kazooka, noisemakers, slidewhistles, etc...Anything else?
Join the Church of the Subgenius - send thirty bucks to PO BOX 204206 - Austin, TX 78720-4206
Salvation or triple your money back.
The con is trying to get it's pinky stinky, will you fight back, or just moo and grab your ankles. If you love absurdity and don't enjoy a corporate corncob up your laundry chute - well, dammit - QUIT YOUR JOB, SLACK OFF, AND PRAISE "BOB"!!!
San Jose, CA
USA
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24002
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Comments (48)
Funniest song I heard in a long time. Praise Bob!!
Well-produced track. Cool sound,especially like the vocals and lyrics (very clever and humorous)
the yearly migration of the Prarie Squid across the MidWest. our People use every part of the Squids we hunt as we follow the herd. nothing goes to waste. it's a Way of Life for Us.
BOB KEBABS!!!!!! the collision in Space between Slack ions and magnetic radiation. A SIGNAL! This is also a Barrier!!!
Isn't BOB the guy that is now "Smilin' Bob" who took Enzyte Natural Male Enhancement supplements?
Mike
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