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Captain Frenchy la Touche and his gay pirate band

Extreme Pirate-core

2 songs
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Picture for song 'We kindnapped the fairest maiden on the high seas' by artist 'Captain Frenchy la Touche and his gay pirate band'

We kindnapped the fairest maiden on the high seas We kindnapped the fairest maiden on the high seas

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'a bottle of rum' by artist 'Captain Frenchy la Touche and his gay pirate band'

a bottle of rum a bottle of rum

Piratecore song about rum

Death/Black Metal

Captain Frenchy la Touche and his gay pirate band make extreme metal "pirate-core" sea shanties. The are True and Kvlt Pirates and they drink rum all the time and pillage the fuck out of everyone.
Band/artist history
1787: Captain Frenchy la Touche invents music. 1788: He then creates sea shanties, while pillaging the fuck out of some native civilisation. 1789: "music" takes off and land lubbers begin to seing of nautical adventures, which are lies. 1790: To try and destroy the posers who singing faggy shanties, Captain frenchy and his crew create pirate-core. The most extreme sea shanties ever heard on ANY of the four seas.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
No. we are always at sea or pillaging, or in a whore house.
Your musical influences
No one. we are pionneers.
What equipment do you use?
cutlesses and rum. and beards. whores.
Anything else?
If you don't like our music, it is because you are a land lubber, or a poser. AARGGGGHHHHHH!