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Electronic & Techno Music artist from USA. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.

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CamelLight

Solid techno, cheap beats

16 songs
1.6K plays
Picture for song 'Patient' by artist 'CamelLight'

Patient Patient

Techno

Picture for song 'I think you just sharted' by artist 'CamelLight'

I think you just sharted I think you just sharted

Techno

Picture for song 'BA411' by artist 'CamelLight'

BA411 BA411

this is what happens when you find that one special girl that will snack on your fecal matter

Techno

Picture for song 'Kong' by artist 'CamelLight'

Kong Kong

on like donkey kong

Techno

Picture for song 'Video Game' by artist 'CamelLight'

Video Game Video Game

this song is on hold for my boy thats making a video game

Techno

Sometimes techno just happens. Other times it sneaks in when some idiot neglects to close the door. Either way, rest assured that this is the absolute thrill of your life, knock ya nuts right outta there sack type techno. Gertrude Slimycock once described Camel Light as "the reason I never changed my name from Slimycock to Slimycunt". But don't take her word for it, listen for yourself!
Band/artist history
Camel Light was born on Groundhog Day, in the same year this nations greatest President, Jimmy Carter AKA Young Peanut took office. For his 15th birthday, his older brother JP Morgan(no relation to the Captain) bought him Fruity Loops version 1.0. By 1999 Camel Light was already touring internationally, most notably his tour through Asia with DJ Sean Hannity. However by early 2004, the touring took its toll on this veteran and caused him to take 2 years off to study the Kaballah under one of Madonna's most esteemed mentors, Rabbii Sam Snead-Goldman. Upon a spiritual birth on New Years day in 2006, Camel Light vowed to return to the techno game, bigger and better than ever. Unfortunately, a platella injury coupled with post traumatic anxiety disorder has hindered his return. Camel Light's manager, Ted Turner, has said he expects the young prophet to be able to return by late February, starting with a live show in Honduras with music legend Larry Tesh(John Tesh's cousin). Updates soon....
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Do I play live? Does Miss Teen USA polish Donald Trump's one-eyed gopher? Does Madonna wipe her ass back to front? You fucking right I play live. And I love that shit like Martha Stewart loves the cock!
Your musical influences
Infomercials, daytime talk shows and Saturday morning cartoons
What equipment do you use?
FL Studio
Anything else?
Purchase these for ya self! Cheap as fuck! (You get what you pay for bitches)
Contact
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