
Below Average Dave

Everyone Loves Chiquita Everyone Loves Chiquita
A parody of Everyone Knows Juanita about another woman we all love, complete with innuendos

That Don't Impress Me Much (Male Side) That Don't Impress Me Much (Male Side)
Honestly, song is catchy as heck--thought I'd cover it from another point of view.



Orange Crush Orange Crush
Parody of Girl Crush, the hit song by Little Big Town about my own personally crush.

I Kissed a Dude I Kissed a Dude
Must I really state what this is a parody of? It's crude, just forewarning

Some Gauze Some Gauze
Some gauze is a parody of Applause by Lady Gaga. . .the title says quite a bit

The Invasion The Invasion
Parody was written in 2008 about the movie "The Invasion", figured why not record it?


Every Call I Make Every Call I Make
This Parody of the famous 'Every Breath You Take', often referred to as the stalker song, makes it a wee bit more obvious-except from the angle of what the person on the other side of the original may have felt, but I do like the original too.

Psychology Psychology
The original was dark and gloomy, but this parody has been updated in 2018 for all sciences

South Park South Park
A parody of Aqua's Barbie Girl, it's actually the fifth such version of this as I originally recorded another song entirely. . . (This is the 2017 Re-imagined Version)


Crazy for Chips Crazy for Chips
Original Song: Beyonce's 'Crazy In Love' This song was by far the hardest Parody to record, despite everything it turned out alright, and I have a lot more respect for rappers and R&B artists. . .this song made me sweat

Everything He Flaunts Everything He Flaunts
Parody of Vertical Horizon's Hit Song 'Everything You Want' about a young man struggling to get by in my typical comedious way.


Chubilicious Chubilicious
This parody of the Destiny's Child hit, Bootylicious, was the first really challenging parody I did, it is still one of most creative pieces, and one of the most popular among all of my active songs.

Wind Beneath My Butt Wind Beneath My Butt
This gassy parody of Bette Midler's 'Wind Beneath My Wings' is one of my older ones-and one of the most consistent as far as listens are concerned.

(I Am So) Lazy (I Am So) Lazy
This song was perhaps the most fun to write of all my first 14 parodies. Britney Spears' parodies in general are fun, this one is about being Lazy--parody of Crazy.

Don't Sleep Don't Sleep
This classic parody of No Doubt's 'Don't Sleep' is about Freddy Krouger and Nightmare on Elm Street. I wrote this some time ago-but it's still a fan favorite.