Some gauze is a parody of Applause by Lady Gaga. . .the title says quite a bit
Jonathan heavily inspired this song, thus him being the picture
I am eas'ly excited and my legs are long
I'm sick of all the laughing
The pain is never really gone
Yeah ev'ry vein has had I.V.s in them,
it's hard to bear
I've lost a tooth or two
I've been in pain
hurt both my ears
I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze,
some gauze
I gonna need some gauze gauze
gonna need some gauze gazue
Gonna need doctors and nurses
and EMTs
and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze
Just found a doorframe with my schnoz
Slipped on the floor, I hurt my butt, butt
Stepped on some glass, my toes are tough
Slamming my hands I'm such a klutz, klutz
Sirens real loud
Put my arm into a cast, cast
God it hurts now
Somehow I will make it past, past
Tried living in a bubble
I still hurt my beak
Flew my car over rails
I guess I love to hug the trees
One second there's a street
then suddenly the street's on me
Pain couture is an art
See art in pain couture my spleen
I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze,
some gauze
I gonna need some gauze gauze
gonna need some gauze gazue
Gonna need doctors and nurses
and EMTs
and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze
Fell in a hallway hit the wall
I found a nail with my toes, toes
Just gotted hot grease on my balls
Had a reaction to my lunch, lunch
Sirens real loud
Put my arm into a cast, cast
God it hurts now
Somehow I will make it past, past
Ouch
Hurts, Hurts
oooucch
Hurts, Hurts now
Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch
Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch
Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch
Boo-Boo
I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze,
some gauze
I gonna need some gauze gauze
gonna need some gauze gazue
Gonna need doctors and nurses
and EMTs
and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze
Not sure if I'll survive this month
Just call my doubt more of a hunch, hunch
Laying on needles, skin got tough
I've broken fingers, yeah a bunch, bunch
Sirens real loud
Put my arm into a cast, cast
God it hurts now
Somehow I will make it past, past
I-B-L-E-E-D