
Dark Twat

Wes Wes
Johnny Piratecock making fun of this faggy goth/wannabe vampire guy that we know. Album filler
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal


Pat's Doom Riff Pat's Doom Riff
From one of our first band practices. A sneak peak at Jehovah's Victim
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Mostannoyingsound (take 3) Mostannoyingsound (take 3)
From our very first recording session. Take 3 of Mostannoyingsoundintheworld. More album filler
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Mostannoyingsound (take 1) Mostannoyingsound (take 1)
From our very first recording session. Take 1 of Mostannoyingsoundintheworld. More album filler
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Mostannoyingsound (take2) Mostannoyingsound (take2)
From our very first recording session. Take 2 of Mostannoyingsoundintheworld. More album filler
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Johnny Piratecock's Dad Johnny Piratecock's Dad
Johnny Piratecock's dad telling us we're on crack. Album filler
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Jbone Jbone
J-bone was sleep deprived and we wanted to record him saying something funny. Not really that funny, but we still kept it. Album filler
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Grindoom Grindoom
Another retarded idea. Retarded even for Dark Twat. But still
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Bro Massacre Bro Massacre
A song we never got around to finishing, mostly because I forgot how it went. Look for it on the next demo
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Jalapeno Fetus Poppers Jalapeno Fetus Poppers
Our friend Justin and the Randy Buttsex song "Aborted Fetus Feast" inspired this one. Also, Johnny Piratecock beatboxes on this one
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Women Natures Punching Bag (originall by AC) Women Natures Punching Bag (originall by AC)
Our other Anal c*** cover we wanted to
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal


ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt. 1) ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt. 1)
The first song in our 2-part rant against Tom Delong from blink 182. This one is about Boxcar Racer
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Stupid Spoiled Whore Stupid Spoiled Whore
About every stuck up hot chick in Bullhead
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal


Rancid Breath Lady Rancid Breath Lady
was going to be a Priest Beater song, before they went in a more serious direction
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Porngrind song Porngrind song
Tribute to porngrind bands, but with really really stupid vocals
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

One Way Ticket To Drama Town One Way Ticket To Drama Town
Bullhead is full of nothing but rumors and pointless drama
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal

Lowered Property Values (If You Take Us Srsly....) Lowered Property Values (If You Take Us Srsly....)
We're gonna get a lot of sh** for this one. That's why we put if you take us seriously, you're f*** ing retarded at the end of it
12/14/2009 Death/Black Metal