Doug Hell
The Rage of Smiley The Rage of Smiley
DOn't ever turn your back on your friends unless you are convinced he/she is truly an Eddie Haskell. Sometimes there are problems you don't know about.
9/29/2003 Acoustic Folk
Leather Jacket Leather Jacket
Ever wonder why the kids of today turn out to be such assholes? Perhaps if beating them weren't illegal they would learn how to fear and respect. Not all kids are bad, granted. But geez.
9/29/2003 Acoustic Folk
I Wish I Had Eyebrows I Wish I Had Eyebrows
My face once caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe.
6/24/2003 Acoustic Folk
Carpel Tunnel Syndrome Carpel Tunnel Syndrome
And you came and you gave without taking..
6/19/2003 Acoustic Folk
Last of the Diplomats Last of the Diplomats
Inexpensive dishrags for your plastic surgeon. Fake plastic women and pill popping sociallites.
6/15/2003 Acoustic Guitar
Contempt For All Things Contempt For All Things
Please view the lyrics for this song or my effort is pointless.
6/12/2003 Acoustic Folk