Life Without Taffy
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Heartsick Heartsick
I spent four hours on the internet and I couldn't find one single case of a 16-year-old girl's heart just stopping.
2/14/2006 Experimental
Whiskerthief Whiskerthief
What happens when you try to snatch a magical whisker from a slumbering feline? Now, you'll know.
11/21/2005 Experimental
Anchovy Anchovy
Instrumental rock done horribly wrong. Or something. It has nothing to do with anchovies at all.
11/4/2005 Grunge
Sea Lion's Funeral Sea Lion's Funeral
A sea lion accidentally gets clubbed to death and this is an excerpt from his funeral ceremony.
10/16/2005 Experimental
Breakfast Guests Breakfast Guests
Holy moly. We have guests for breakfast. I hope they like scrambled eggs and cheesy keyboards.
10/12/2005 Experimental