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funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse

Picture for song 'Departure From ...' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Departure From ... Departure From ...

Rather heavy for me I guess. This is probably my best song yet, I worked harder on this then any other. The solo is on the spot improvized, i'll probably fix it up later. Njoi.

9/2/2005 Heavy Metal

Picture for song 'rigotta anew' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

rigotta anew rigotta anew

Another quick recording with the GNX3. Everything is done with the GNX3.

9/1/2005 Rock

Picture for song 'Whole Lotta Love' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Whole Lotta Love Whole Lotta Love

Here is my cover of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta' Love". This is the first recording I have done with my new GNX3.

9/1/2005 Cover Songs

Picture for song 'jam in Em' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

jam in Em jam in Em

just some improv over a Em backing track I got off of Guitarbt. Njoi.

8/27/2005 Rock

Picture for song 'Coincidelic' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Coincidelic Coincidelic

Our most recently finished song. We finished it just in time so that we had something brand new for our gig. It gets kind of wierd (hillbillyish), but people seem to love that part. Njoi.

8/22/2005 Rock

Picture for song 'Gumbo Borealis' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Gumbo Borealis Gumbo Borealis

Another Drunken Masseuse orginal. The title comes from the fact that we created this song for the talent show we did at our high school. Njoi.

8/22/2005 Rock

Picture for song 'Mad Cows by London' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Mad Cows by London Mad Cows by London

This not a song by a band called London. That is the title of the song. "Mad Cows by London". Another Drunken Masseuse orginal. Played a bit to fast, but its usually a little slower. Njoi.

8/22/2005 Rock

Picture for song 'OiJ' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

OiJ OiJ

This is the second song, our band has ever written. This is from a gig we did recently. This is why this soundclick is called Funkmetal bastard(mx user name / Drunken Masseuse(band name). Hope you guys Njoi.

8/22/2005 Rock

Picture for song 'Cold Snipin'' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Cold Snipin' Cold Snipin'

I made this because I was searchin' through soundclick Instrumentals and seen a lot of rap beatz, so I thought I'd have a go at it. Its called "Cold Snipin'" because I have been watchin' stuff about snipers all day on the history channel. Njoi.

8/11/2005 Gangsta

Picture for song 'summer song improv' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

summer song improv summer song improv

Just a chance to wank. It sounds pretty cool, I started with the original song then just went into some improv.

8/11/2005 Beats General

Picture for song 'No More Tears' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

No More Tears No More Tears

My cover of Zakk and ozzy's No more tears. The solo isn't exact, but I did it in one take, so whatever. Njoi.

8/8/2005 Cover Songs

Picture for song 'Wish you were here.' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

Wish you were here. Wish you were here.

Here's my cover of Incubus' Wish you were here. Well, Njoi.

11/21/2005 Cover Songs

Picture for song 'P-jam' by artist 'funkmetalbastard drunken masseuse'

P-jam P-jam

First ever recording, tones kinda harsh. All leads are improv. Enjoy.

8/3/2005 Rock