
Ded Leppard

Missy Elliot is a fat pile of shit Missy Elliot is a fat pile of shit
I hate Missy Elliot.. shes useless..

I broke my keyboard playing unreal tournament I broke my keyboard playing unreal tournament
One time I broke my keyboard playing unreal tournament, it was a dark day for that keyboard, i cleaned my room up several times and a year later i was still finding keys..

Clint Eastwood is rawhide tough Clint Eastwood is rawhide tough
A tribute to Clint Eastwood, man that guy is tough,,

Shaggy is gayer than rollerblades Shaggy is gayer than rollerblades
Shaggy sucks.. like, a lot so i figured id write about it, the drum sound on this one blows, sorry.

Mp3.com can lick my fin balls Mp3.com can lick my f***in balls
This song is about Mp3.com that douchebag website that was supposed to be about helping independant bands when in reality they only care about britney spears and shit

Markneedsanaxeintheface Markneedsanaxeintheface
This song is about the lead singer of a band called Markneedsachick ,we hate the bands name, we hate his face and then our singer stole his girlfriend.

Pounding Bill Paxton's face in (live from Ethiopia Pounding Bill Paxton's face in (live from Ethiopia
This song was recorded live on our last tour in Ethiopia, wow that place is a riot. This song is about our intense hatred of Bill Paxton.

Dude I'm wicked tribal Dude I'm wicked tribal
This song is about bands liek soulfly that just suck ass and act all tribal and dumb shit like that..

Jimmy plays for the pink team Jimmy plays for the pink team
This song is about my room mate Jimmy and his love for men in tight pants...