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Cheese Shop of Horrors Cheese Shop of Horrors
For Halloween chills, we take a look at the evil that lies lurking behind the unassuming facade of one neighborhood cheese shop. What we find there is a cross between Alice Cooper, Monty Python, and Broadway's "Little Shop of Horrors."
11/4/2004 Comedy
Who's Undead Who's Undead
Halloween is coming... and we have bad news. All the people you know — or who you thought you knew — have recently turned into zombies. Even famous celebrities, like Rob Zombie and Danny Undead, are jumping on the zombie bandwagon.
10/25/2004 Comedy
Extra Garlic Extra Garlic
Halloween is coming... and so are hordes of scary vampires! Here's a tip: there's one ordinary vegetable, which you can pick up your local supermarket, that will keep those blood-suckers at bay.
10/25/2004 Comedy
Dewey Beats Kerry Dewey Beats Kerry
Hey, I have a question. If the pollsters are so good at measuring the political pulse of the public, then why do we need to go to all the trouble of having everybody vote?
10/5/2004 Comedy - Political Humor
Stop That Train Stop That Train
What was Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam thinking, flying into the USA? We're a nation at war, and he's an outspoken peace advocate. Of course we had to deport him before he could threaten our security with his soul-searching folk songs!
12/11/2004 Comedy
American Cheese American Cheese
Hey, all you super-American patriots out there! What kind of cheese are you eating? I sure hope it's American cheese!!
10/5/2004 Comedy - Political Humor
Boss of You Boss of You
My most loathsome childhood enemy just reappeared in my life... in the most disruptive and irritating way possible.
9/14/2004 Comedy
I Buried Paul I Buried Paul
Seems like everybody's changing their name these days. So I finally decided to change mine. But what new name should I pick? There are so many choices, it boggles the mind!
9/9/2004 Comedy
Jesus Was a Flexitarian Jesus Was a Flexitarian
Need some help justifying the way you eat? Maybe you could look to the example of the great religious figures. Ask yourself, for example, what would Jesus eat?
8/23/2004 Comedy
Plan B Plan B
We learned this week that the Bush team wants the legal authority to delay the November election in the event of a national emergency. Hmm... if Bush is behind in the polls, do you suppose there will be a national emergency at election time?
7/19/2004 Comedy - Political Humor
Teen Angst-a-Rama Teen Angst-a-Rama
This is our take on "Dawson's Creek" and that whole generation of teen-angst TV dramas.
7/6/2004 Comedy
Repossessed Repossessed
There once was a brilliant, talented rock band. But one day, they released an album that was pure crap. "What went wrong?" hardcore fans lamented. So the band explained...
6/29/2004 Comedy
One Terabyte Drive One Terabyte Drive
Data's new address is One Terabyte Drive! That's right, this hard drive is so astonishingly huge, you could never fill it up, no matter what kind of files you have! Impress your friends! Be the first on your block to own this mighty drive!
6/20/2004 Comedy
(Please Don't Play) That Badger Song (Please Don't Play) That Badger Song
The Zong crew set out to write some songs like that famous badger song. The results, alas, were horrible. But, as my grandmother said, "If you can't do something constructive, you can at least sit around and complain."
6/14/2004 Comedy
'Saturday Night' on Friday Night 'Saturday Night' on Friday Night
Corporate radio keeps getting worse and worse. For one DJ, it's the last straw when the radio station computer plays the Bay City Rollers' classic pop hit on the wrong day of the week.
6/7/2004 Comedy
My Big Fat Starship My Big Fat Starship
A song that captures the boldness, the grandeur, the giddy fun of zooming around in outer space. Perhaps the Star Trek folks would have better luck if they made "Star Trek:My Big Fat Starship."
5/30/2004 Comedy
Grand Piano Grand Piano
I shudder when I see a shiny grand piano in a new Hollywood blockbuster, because I know it will soon blow up or be crushed by stampeding dinosaurs. Fast ska song with some wicked classical piano licks.
5/25/2004 Comedy
