
La Musica del Diablo

Must Be This HIGH To Ride Must Be This HIGH To Ride
This is my ultimate stoner rock song, with elements of some heavy-ass metal thrown in towards the end. Nice delay effects and stuff. Smoke weed! :)
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

(Ladies and Gentlemen) Pink Has Left the Building (Ladies and Gentlemen) Pink Has Left the Building
Not much of a metal song, but it still rocks. The opening riff reminds me a lot of some of old-school, trippy Pink Floyd-type sh***. Very groovy and laid-back.
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

Too Drunk To Fight (Too Stoned To Care) Too Drunk To Fight (Too Stoned To Care)
Weird little song, got some really heavy and fast chuggy stuff and a really strange solo.
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

Heavy Fin' Metal! Heavy F***in' Metal!
Just like the title suggests. Over-the-top ridiculous metal. :)
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

Bee Miner Bee Miner
Really nice one here. Some real heavy stuff, and some real groovy stuff. One of my friends who is a monster on lead guitar calls this solo 'very gratifying' and 'more human-like' than some of the other stuff I have.
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

Titties, Beer, and Tiny Vaginas Titties, Beer, and Tiny Vaginas
Brutal! Up to the point that I wrote this song, this was probably the heaviest sh*** I'd ever done. Heavy f***in' metal!!!
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

Rolling Rock (Not Talking About the Beer) Rolling Rock (Not Talking About the Beer)
Also known as "The Ren & Stimpy Experience," I was really, really, REALLY (and literally) thinking outside my own box on this one. Blazing solo as usual and some nice and interesting rhythms.
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

Off To A Bad Start (F'08!) Off To A Bad Start (F*** '08!)
Nice and somber and heavy. Some of the best guitar stuff I've ever written is in this one.
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

One Horse Open Slay One Horse Open Slay
A heavy-metaled-out version of the [faggy] Christmas classic, Jingle Bells!
9/3/2008 Instrumental Rock

No One Likes Us (Me) No One Likes Us (Me)
One of the strangest pieces of music I've ever made. I think it's pretty cool. But what do I know? No one likes us (me).
9/15/2005 Instrumental Rock

Skull-Fed School Girl Skull-F***ed School Girl
Groovy little song with sounds that range from pure heavy metal to punk rock to nu-metal. Besides, with a title like "Skull-F***ed School Girl", how could it be bad?
4/24/2004 Instrumental Rock

The Ballad of Coach Sill The Ballad of Coach Sill
Heart-felt but heavy ballad dedicated to the biggest pimp with the biggest dong to have ever graced the Earth: Coach Lee Sill.
4/28/2004 Instrumental Rock
