
blueWank

Waiting For Toast Waiting For Toast
You CANNOT petition toast with rapidity. Dance while you wait.


Mrs. Goody Two Shoes Mrs. Goody Two Shoes
By request. A classic from the book of Spewkowski. A trip to the lyric page is in order for this one. Includes angel harmonies, and devil guitars.

only nothing only nothing

halloween polka halloween polka
Pumpkins, orange. Cheese, orange (at times). Coincidence? By request.

blueberry pie blueberry pie
Due to overwelming demand- the 12th anniversary re-release. Original mix from original master tape.

Orange Pixies Orange Pixies
An E-List of excuses for foolishness, should you need them, set to Yage rythms from the Patogonian rain forest, improvised for your sanitation

the caramelcorn song the caramelcorn song
hand chosen by Frank, winner of the choose yer tune contest. sweet and good!

Red River Blues Red River Blues
Ode to the blues that dares not mention its name. You know the kind.

opening chant/dance of the piles opening chant/dance of the piles
blueWank reunion at Smedleys. second set opener.

Little White Crackers Little White Crackers
Performed at the Clara Ballface wake, before she came to.

The Pink Monkey Song The Pink Monkey Song
Another moment from The Last Wank- this time with pictures. This instant video was created by stealing the tape from Smedleys video system and adding it to the soundboard mix in the appropriate part. Its what Henry was looking at as he babbled.

forgotten cigarettes of mars forgotten cigarettes of mars
another lost night at smedleys. another souvenir fom the last wank.

sad sad henry is leaving song sad sad henry is leaving song
tearful ballad of henry's leaving

end of the world polka end of the world polka
not written or recorded recently, but still fits. for w. and frank.

yafuk '09 extended dance mix (featuring com t) yafuk '09 extended dance mix (featuring com t)
By request. Dance mix of olde classick.

Walk of the stoopid people Walk of the stoopid people
Make sure mine is not made out of the stuff they’re calling it.


Politics Politics Politics Politics Politics Politics
Just in time for the vice presidential debate. Heavy on the vice. Please use Mel Brooks voice when reading the title. Thank you.

Pointy Bird Infinity (part 1) Pointy Bird Infinity (part 1)
It was a loooong drive for Lester. Refer to story/lyrics for details. In the proud tradition of James Brown and Susie Q, this is Part 1 of 2.