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Don't Be Dicks Don't Be Dicks
A public information announcement, aimed at guys who do online dating and think that unsolicited pictures of a personal nature are a good way to start a relationship
3/21/2017 Comedy
I Want To Make Love To You So Badly I Want To Make Love To You So Badly
A love song. Well, about as close as I get to a love song, anyway.
12/27/2015 Comedy
Shane Macgowan's Teeth Shane Macgowan's Teeth
Online dating can have its mishaps..
10/28/2015 Parody
Middle Class Rap Middle Class Rap
10/5/2015 Comedy
Don't Do Drugs Don't Do Drugs
No, kids! Don't do drugs.. but where, exactly, do you draw the line about what's a "drug", anyway?
8/15/2011 Comedy
Relief (I Can Fart) Relief (I Can Fart)
A true story. All you need to know about this one is that "D&V" stands for diarrhoea and vomiting.
8/15/2011 Comedy
They're Smarties They're Smarties
A beat poem parodying The Antipoet's "We're Artists", all about mistaken drugs
8/15/2011 Comedy
Invisible Invisible
A song about that feeling you get when you've been trying to buy a beer at a crowded bar
8/15/2011 Comedy
Rather Have A Wink (misprint) Rather Have A Wink (misprint)
A bit of a tribute to George Formby.. well, more like Ivor Biggun
8/15/2011 Comedy
Singing With My Eyes Closed Singing With My Eyes Closed
Have you ever noticed the tendency for these guys to get so emotional while singing that they can't even keep their eyes open?
8/15/2011 Comedy
Piggy, Miss Piggy Piggy, Miss Piggy
A ballad about Kermit losing it, to a possibly recognizeable tune
8/15/2011 Comedy
T'was The Morning of Christmas T'was The Morning of Christmas
8/15/2011 Comedy
$100 $100
9/1/2011 Comedy