Baltimore Shrubbers
After the Flood After the Flood
The thumping libido of our creative juices that has been building over the past 6 months was let free after these mighty flood gates broke open.
4/8/2005 Electropop
Funkytown Funkytown
A fresh new take on a timely old classic, complete with doo-dads and zip zappers.
3/8/2005 Gospel
Justine Justine
sometimes i find that the most simple and direct answer is most often the best one as well.
1/27/2004 Traditional Hawaiian
Hold the Mayo Hold the Mayo
Two all beef patties, special sauce and a side of Studmuffin of the year 2003.
1/9/2004 Southern Rock
Barely Legal Barely Legal
Beggers can't be choosers, and this little ditty sums that up. (warning: this little ditty might not actually acomplish intended goal)
1/9/2004 Medieval
Hitler's Girl Hitler's Girl
Just because you practice genocide, it doesn't mean you don't have needs.
12/24/2003 Classic Rock
Cornbread Cornbread
Take 1 smooth blues jam every 12 hours. Wash down with cold glass of scotch and water.
12/24/2003 Blues Rock
Raspberry Lips Raspberry Lips
A girl once asked me, "I thought all guys loved large luscious lips?"...'Fraid not.
12/21/2003 Punk
In Memoriam - Dave Thomas In Memoriam - Dave Thomas
This one goes out to the king of kings, Dave Thomas. One up to biggie.
12/20/2003 Hip Hop General
9 Mile 9 Mile
I was never much into the whole exercise thing. Which is why i write about it.
12/20/2003 Rock General
The Palcsey Story (Stolen Moments) The Palcsey Story (Stolen Moments)
The original undoing of old blue eye's most classic repertoire to date.
12/14/2003 Smooth Jazz
Queen Sized Airbed Queen Sized Airbed
Some bitches lie, some bitches cheat, and some do both, and some do both AND do it all on an inflatable AeroBed Delux air matress.
12/14/2003 Punk
Cornerstone Cornerstone
A semi-sweet song about growing up and forgetting..or uh forgetting then growning up, whichever.
12/14/2003 Rock n Roll