El Cruncho
Orange Fumes From A Stoner's Fart Orange Fumes From A Stoner's Fart
Uptempo number for the mentally ill, featuring a frankenTeisco and severe overuse of octave effects. Perfect for natural disasters and for hurried evacuation of large amounts of people.
Requiem for a cheap Tele Requiem for a cheap Tele
An embarrassing instrumental with a sad, relaxed vibe in tribute to my first Tele. This sucks like you wouldn't believe.
You're all gay You're all gay
Psychedelic display of ineptitude in the form of a minute-long self-jam. This sucks.
Intro- Invitation To Ridicule Intro- Invitation To Ridicule
Opus Capriccio No.1, First part. This is a Rock Ballet, so it's supposed to be danced in tights, around a pond with ducks. Preferably by heavy steroid-using bodybuilder type females.
Allegro Andante Con Guacamole Allegro Andante Con Guacamole
Part Tommy-era Who, part crap. This is the second movement of my magnum Opus Capriccio #1. An illustration of the travails of modern life through Ballet-Rock sensitivities.