The universe's rockiest roller coaster has ridden at the speed of sound through kaleidoscopic rainbows in the X-Quad-9 Galaxy for seven eternities. On that roller coaster, you will find a smattering of Sasquatch, ring-tailed lemurs, Horatio Spatula (the inventor of the almighty spatula), a couple of Gryphons, David Hasselhoff, and at least one being from the planet Retardiculous, all making sweet love to each other.
The younglings that hatch from this pungent love-fest are the songs of The Stan Laurels.
The past is over. The future is now.
If I could clone myself about 5 to 12 times over, I would then be able to play my music live. Until then, The Stan Laurels are a studio band.
The Beatles, The Zombies, Yes, The Flaming Lips, Badfinger, Stevie Wonder, The Apples in Stereo, and of course, Milli Vanilli.
Rickenbacker, Danelectro, Schecter, Art & Lutherie, Roland, Yamaha, Jackson, Boss
Anything else? EVERYTHING else.