JMasters
4
songs
89
plays
Once Again Once Again
Faucet Faucet
Exhale Exhale
Fat Fat Barrels Fat Fat Barrels
Band/artist history
Once upon a time, a child, born from the depths of Haiti’s, crawled out of the caverns of a colonial town in Antigua Guatemala. In the forests of Agua and Acatenango the child roamed, blending in to the slumbering old age of the sacred area. While up in the bare peak of the Fuego mountains, with the constant small toxic ash clouds rising from its summit, the child was found unconcious and raised by a family of Sasquatch's in the Peruvian landscape of the Andes Mountains for many years, when he was the ripe age of 5 he made a hang glider out of banana leaves and flew into the pacific ocean (on accident), in which he migrated with a pack of dolphins, and then was taught to hunt by Killer Whales off the coast of South America, and is now dwelling in regional Southern Oregon where he now lives a normal life, he was thought to have climbed a fiery mountain and then taught to sing and play the g tar, by God himself, this child’s name, is Jared Masters. Relative to the Jared Masters is "J-skin Masters", he was raised by Chimpanzees in Northern Asia, as he learned to open coconuts with his face and eat non-piousness bugs, he was taken away from his family after being swept away in a river current, which brought him to where he found his roots in Chichicastenango, a small and stucco-white town, lying on the crests of mountaintops at an altitude of 1,965 meters. It is located about 140 km and 2-3 hours drive northwest of Guatemala City and is home to what is surely the most dangerous man eating wallabies in North and Central America, anyways that’s where he made his first bass guitar out of bamboo and Poison Oak trees, he was taught to play by Native Asian panda bears, his unique skill is anticipated by the greats to be the "Best Bass Player Ever", he was once a missing link, in that time he also found a liking in making gourmet food in which he would hunt sea creatures with a spear that he made from an elephant tusk which he broke off while punching elephants in the face after losing an arm wrestling match with a orangutan. During that period in time, while hunting sharks with his cousin, he found a man who dwelled under water and played percussionist for sea creatures, this relative to Frank Zappa, is Andrew "The Scallop" Gallup, who was taken in by a herd of ravenous Scallops who taught him everything they know, the Scallop once killed a Beluga whale with nothing but a clam shell and a pair of electric eels, this must all sound very strange, but once this group of devines joined, God shined his light upon them, and said "You my sons, are destine for greatness" and that was Glorious. So anyways, that’s our bio, thought id just give you a lil background on the band. Thanks guysHave you performed in front of an audience?Yeah we play live almost every wednesday night at a Lodge on the Applegate River in OR, we play bigger shows as well.
Your musical influences
We influence eachother mostly and we look at everything as insperation, but we dig Jimi Hendrix, Shannon Hoon and Blind Melon, John Lennon and the Beatles, Brad Nowels and Sublime, Dave Matthews Band, Beck, Jim Morrison and the Doors, Pink Floyd, Robert Plant / Jimmy Page duo in Led Zepplin, Frank Zappa, Pearl Jam, G Love and Special Sauce, Slightly Stoopid, Jack Johnson, Brandon Boyd and Incubus, Rogue Wave, Radio Head, Q Tip and A Tribe Called Quest, Nick Drake, State of Jefferson, of course Ben Harper, and Matt Costa. Theres alot of classical/rock/acoustic/raggea/folk influence. JMasters
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