Crackhead Mafia
4
songs
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Band/artist history
Don/Vocals
As the best selling author of "Penile Implants: A New Rise in Life", Don spends most of his
daylight hours on the book signing circuit. Not only is his gifted voice recognized by screaming
teenaged rock fans of Long Island, but his written word is an inspiration to men the nation over.
Those of less adequate size gain their inspiration from the personal stories of implant
recipients.
Geno/Guitar
Guitarist by night, renowned stunt driver by day. Ever wonder what type of actor has the guts to
ride a motorcycle through a torrid of flames and seem so comfortable doing it? If you enjoy
watching those movie credits after catching a flick, Genos name may seem familiar to you.
He steps into the action when that big Hollywood star steps out.
Adam/Guitar
Once an aspiring Gynecologist, Adam gave it up after becoming independently wealthy by creating a Spanish version of Viagra called "Viagron", sold world wide. Now a full time member of CHM, he devotes his time to keeping the music hard.
Bob/Bass
After a decade of flying jets for the United States Air Force, Bob retired to a life of luxury. After
discovering some rather interesting information about a certain Commander-in-Chief and his
intern, he was granted full honorable discharge and a lifetime supply of cigars . Who ever said
the United States government isnt generous to its veterans? Good thing he collected before
they found that blue dress.
Frank/Drums
Why do those shiny black locks look familiar? You guessed it! The talented drummer of
Crackhead Mafia is none other than "Miles Long", former porn star extraordinaire! With the
money he made from his best selling porn movies in the early 90s, he can now devote his free
time to banging, (no pun intended), his drums.Contact
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Comments (2)
Good work guys. Balls out rock and roll. You guys probaly kick it live. We're fellow Long Islanders, come by and give a listen sometime.
i look for bands to tell them how bad they suck.. i wont say that about you guys...i like it ..
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